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Elle She/Her Enthusiast of martinis and tea clearly 🍸 🫖 Bruja 🔮

73 posts 34 followers 37 following

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submitted 59 days ago • 354 comments

submitted 59 days ago • 524 comments

A lot of people don’t like or love themselves. They also haven’t done the work required to be vulnerable. Both are prerequisites for real connection and genuine intimacy.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 61 days ago • 179 comments

Yeah not gonna lie I keep forgetting about this app lol it’s just so hard to start from the bottom with your algorithm

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

all I want for christmas is for everything to fall in place for me going into the new year

submitted 86 days ago • 8 comments

It feels so good killing with kindness instead of reacting with anger

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

@vivziepop.bsky.social my girl and I were having an argument….Is Stolas an Ulta or Sephora girlie???? No one needs to know this just me personally I’m tryna win this debate

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I hate spending good money on bad food.

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

poetic justice by kendrick and drake just came on pandora… simpler times

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

submitted 97 days ago • 894 comments

It’s December and my job keeps thinking I’m going to be super productive….nah

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

When I get asked to do ANYTHING additional at work......I'm just here fo a paycheck.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

What the hell are we even doing? Normalizing & green-lighting another psychotic madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.

submitted 98 days ago • 2718 comments

Is BlueSky equally as horny for the UHC assassin like Twitter is???

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

The older I get the more openly nerdy I become and I love it. I’m tired of hiding the cringe!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I need more personal Hazbin/ Helluva Boss friends bc my gf and Laura can’t be the only ppl I yap to 😭😭 please watch these two amazing shows

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 109 days ago • 45 comments

Shout out to all of us OG Drake haters, if nothing else we've been consistent lol! We may not be Kendrick-level haters but still, we stood on business 🤣

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock *this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans

submitted 113 days ago • 179 comments

Imagine it’s someone random LOL

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

(Of course the previous pic was not cropped 🤦🏽‍♀️) I made one awhile back! I thought of redoing her but I love her soo much 🩷

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I’m all about following ppl but there’s a lot of bots following me and it’s just awkward lol I get excited someone new follows me and then boom disappointed

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Idk why jobs make us work the week of thanksgiving. I checked out last week during the annual potluck

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I set myself up over the weekend LOL I had my martini necklace and my tattoo out and I guess that made ppl want to ask me which martini is good at the bar??? Maam I only been to this bar TWICE since the pandemic I don’t even know if they have good drinking water 😭😂

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 116 days ago • 638 comments

When I tell you I legit thought Arcane was a kids show (even my lil cousins recommended to me) all for me to open Twitter and see freaky shit I was like

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Period

submitted 119 days ago • 851 comments

Who tf turned off the heat

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

Social media stopped being social when everyone trying to make money off it

submitted 119 days ago • 104 comments

What’s a politician’s favorite kink? INFLATION

submitted 120 days ago • 7 comments

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

submitted 121 days ago • 246 comments

Ah my family wants to do Thanksgiving at 5 this year??? mami we Latino we start at 7-8pm 😮‍💨

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

This year definitely whooped my ass but at least I didn’t end up pregnant

submitted 120 days ago • 11 comments

I don’t get how celebs just go straight to Ai…like don’t you see all the beautiful artist that create original work??? If I had money to give all these artists quality commissions I WOULD!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans loves trans women much more then trans men. Like do you REALLY my very hairy, beard wearing ,flannel ,steel toe loving friend in the bathroom with us? He’s a gentle giant but DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE HIM IN THE WOMENS BATHROOM???? (I would but I don’t think these maga cucks do)

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t ask we managed to do this but me and my girl both forgot our IDs but managed to get into the bar…thinking back….did we just look old?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Andrew Tate: I’M HERE Bluesky: No

submitted 120 days ago • 867 comments

The reception to this app has shown that ppl are tired of all the damn negativity. That all this “anti-woke” bullshit is actually quite unpopular and yet the corporations still capitulate to those that spread hate and derision. I hope we can keep this positive energy and momentum going forward.

submitted 120 days ago • 4 comments