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Random dilettante of many random topics. (Command) Prompt Engineer. ❤️ all things NFC @ javacard.pro. Tugitoolide spetsialist. ET/EN segu/mix
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ETV üle maailma! 🇪🇪

Remember the vid where two “AI”-s supposedly started beeping R2-D2 for efficiency? There exist actual hooman designers already allocating more package area for a huge and crisp barcode than the microtext area left for a multi-language ingredients text…

Dear TECH support, I'm writing to you for the first time. Please explain the internet to me ...

The orange clown begging for respect - a.k.a krasnov - who touts his "deal making" more than a petty used car salesman (confirmed) got so miserably played by his handler, kgb operativnik poo-tin, that not even a golf game was promised, but a demonstrative hockey goal by a "great bear rider" ... 🤡

Twitter explained.

Every day: Everyone: this has to be the absolute lowest point now. Elon: hold my swastika.

Drunk on power and ketamine. This is Musk and the foreign minister of Poland. This is what I mean about Musk as the "over-mighty subject". His power is too great for anyone else to be fully free.

Päevapoliitiline leid Tallinna botaanikaaiast.

eyebleach needed. Miks ja mida teab tiktoki tehisaru endiste ekrelaste mõtetest hobuste suunal?

Time wake up to our new reality and get serious and real fast. The rest of us in NATO and the democratic West can no longer count on the US. Indeed, if the US withholds intelligence as a political cudgel, we are all subject to blackmail. This is existential. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

❗️🇵🇱Polish Prime Minister Tusk: 500 million Europeans ask 300 million Americans to protect them from 140 million Russians

THANK YOU orange clown krasnov, for finally motivating me to graduate from "prefer local" to "actively reject american", across the board, not just the convenience trap of digital services. Great way to make long-lasting friends ;)

“Zelensky doesn’t need Trump’s help to give Putin four regions, downsize the army, and abandon NATO aspirations. If he wanted to surrender to Putin, he would have gone to Moscow, not Washington.” Via Sławomir Dębski

It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them. Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”

Trump demands the Nobel Peace Prize and it would be very disrespectful if he didn't get one.

NATO can't protect Europe from Russia because the US has defected. The EU can't because UK is no longer a member. The UN can't because of Russia & US. We need a body with Europe + UK but not Russia + US, with existing admin infrastructure. What I'm saying is: arm the Eurovision Song Contest.

NEWS: Trump expected to sign an executive order making American the official language of the U.S.

At this point I am not sure the 🤡 administration is not ruining the transatlantic relationship just because it has "trans" in it. Whether someone is rooting for #Moscow or not, if they are doing their bidding & damaging US strenghts, no difference. 1) #Zelenskyy approval rating in #Ukraine over 50%

I'm a heavy user of SSH (and Git). And a happy Java developer. Which leads to weird software components like a SSHProvider for #Java. github.com/martinpaljak...

The most useless but politically correct PR of this year, this far: github.com/openssh/open... #perkele #openssh #forthelulz

Here is a unique concept in Estonian that I don’t think exists in other languages: “Tambov constant” It is a number that you use to add, subtract, multiply or divide the result of a calculation, to actually get the desired result Does it exist in other languages? et.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tambovi...

I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins

ENAMIK EUROOPA JÄÄAJA RÄNDRAHNUDEST ASUB EESTIS JA NEED ON LOODUSKAITSE ALL

800-chatgpt valguses on kohe-kohe oodata 1182 “AI projekti” ja taassündi. 5 euri per pauk… Hinnakiri vajaks uuendamist. Ka Angela Avdejeva amet võidaks kurjade kompuutrite poolt üle võtta 🥸 www.telia.ee/ari/mobiil/m...

From the perspective of common sense as well as Kerckhoff's Principle, having a security-related "open sdk" that implements a "verifySignature()" method that throws IMPLEMENTED_IN_NDA_VERSION is one of the lamest and dummest moves ever. Thanks, but no thanks. #opensource #security