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V8 is just ketchup that has been forced to fit into the solid-liquid-gas ternary

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she is D (Daemonistic) she is I (Intergalactic) she is S (Superannuated) she is C (just like Cthulhu) she is Oh, Oh, Ohhhhh…

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

“O ‘Melia, my dear, this does everything crown! That sitcom they speak of all over the Town - That hyped entertainment we both yearned to see - O didn’t you know it’s on HULU?” said she.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

you make me come you make me complete you make me completely miserable - lit

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is it really an echo chamber if everything outside it is the crater of an active volcano

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stressed was i ere i saw desserts

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

if you know what a “Cipher Admin” is and DM me your address i will send you a free cookie

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

He/Him/His with a capital H are neopronouns

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“hung up” is literally a 200% gay song

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“i’m not that chain chomp little person still in love with you”

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why do so many people on the information superhighway take the bypasses

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

niagara falls is just las vegas off steroids

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i’m not celebrating easter this year. everyone getting saved and forgiven is crybaby DEI propaganda

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

oh shit. oh shit. OH SHIT. samuel r. delany is a bad guy. he's a supporter of... some very bad guys. check his wikipedia page. losing an idol hurts.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

vanilla ice is not "oldies". smh'ing my head.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

currently watching A Minecraft Movie in the theatre on the grounds that, for work purposes, i need to practise my listening skills

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

despite everything going on, one remarkable thing i've noticed about the 21st century (vs. the 20th) is that people are no longer expected to be hateful as a prerequisite for being popular. i live in a good time.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

when in Hampstead, do as the Hampsters do

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

FDA is planning to end food safety inspections. hmm. who was it again that said "if you eliminate the person, you eliminate the problem"?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

if they find aliens, do we get the day off work?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

can anything other than thursdays be maundy?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

ok but like where DO we go now, sweet chiiiiiiild of miiii-iiii-iiiiiine? hamilton?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“if you’re not a liberal when you’re 20 you have no heart. if you’re not a conservative when you’re 40 you have no brain.” obvious complete BS quotation from boomers. but did they expect most 30-somethings to turn against the gays? skeptical as ever

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

move over, van halen - panama. it's time for van hollen - el salvador

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