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Forgot alt text: Early in his career, he was dispatched to a call at a public-housing complex where a woman’s boyfriend—“not even the father,” he said—jumped out a third-story window while holding a newborn. “I still have some PTSD from that,” he said. “I get nightmares.”
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I wonder how the woman who watched her boyfriend jump out a window holding her newborn felt? I wonder what mental health treatment she's receiving. Who cares, though, let's all weep for the cop that had to respond to the call.
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Another DUI hire.
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All Cardinals are now Cubs.
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8th Deadly Sin: Ketchup on a hot dog
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Heard and McDonald Islands
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Spend a couple of days in Jalisco and you'll see similar. I met so many people who used to live in Chicago and now own bars, restaurants, shops, etc. (and everyone who hadn't personally lived in Chicago had a relative or friend who was either a current or former resident - it was wild!)
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2 of the 3. 80+ is not boomers.
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Has real "taco truck on every corner" energy.
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Great, another "Trump Supporters Support Trump" article. How interesting. How newsworthy. How essential.
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Illinois, the living embodiment of "When we finally rise to power, all our enemies will be lined up and fairly dispersed an equitable share of the rights and resources we have fought to secure, because That Was The Point"
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The Big Boy from Illinois!
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Interesting point, but have you instead considered eating a bag of dicks?
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This is the first festival in forever where I've heard of 95% of the bands. (note to organizers: this is not a good thing, as I am elderly)
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Another article that fails to mention that the decline in birthrate is largely because of the reduction in teen pregnancies.
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So, identity politics?
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What are you talking about? You never went there.
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Happy to provide a list. Warning: it's "controversial" and also long.
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I have to almost physically restrain myself from responding with this EVERY TIME I see IANAL.
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The picture does nothing to dissuade that notion.
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"Talking to this guy is sometimes like listening to really rusty nails on a chalkboard", says the senior Trump administration official. Um, granted, Elon is annoying and stupid, but does this "senior official" not realize that "nails on a chalkboard" refers to fingernails?
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I think that's trouble. With a capital T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Brutalism.
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Interesting justification, but, alternately, have you considered eating a bag of dicks?
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Police say the man was pronounced dead at the scene after being struck by a Dodge Ram pickup truck in the 1100 block of S. DuSable LSD. Illegal to drive a pickup truck on DLSD, no?
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1993 me looking at the 2025 cover (and every movie/tv show made in the last 5 years): Why is the future so poorly lit?
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That's cable, not broadcast.
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Yeah, also old enough to remember this bit; I just didn't think it still applied in the 21st century.
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Wait a minute. You can't say "shit" on broadcast television at 11:00 at night? WTF? There's seriously a concern that there would be fines for this?
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Real ones post and podcast. That's what brings down dictators.
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Every "law and order" politician: bsky.app/profile/mary...
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I don't understand why he looks like that. Why? What? How?