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Coco is my dog companion. Retired and somewhat annoyed about it.
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What was that flower Delta Dawn had on?

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I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person and I’ve officially found my new spirit animal…. 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

submitted 18 hours ago • 90 comments

🫡🇺🇸 "Americans do not swear an oath to a king, a tyrant or a dictator. We swear an oath to the Constitution and the idea of ​​America, for which we are willing to die," — Mark Milley ❗️He said that every US military member gives his life to protect the Constitution, not to individuals.

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I would apologize, but I think we both learned something valuable

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We are arms dealers to terrorists.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1855 comments

I wish I had the optimism of the USPS offering forever stamps

submitted 186 days ago • 3 comments

He nails it.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1303 comments

Unfortunately I won’t be to DC in time, but this rally for Ukraine is happening in Lincoln memorial. Attend if you can and Slava Ukrainii!

submitted 10 hours ago • 164 comments

I got one hand in my pocket and the other hand is doing a peace sign* *sending a mayday by Morse code to the UN

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

It was the worst of times, it was the holy smokes how much worse are things gonna get of times.

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

what is my deal? hmmm...let me consult the grey mass of wet noodles inside my skull

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how underrated the feeling of wearing a new pair of socks is.

submitted 18 hours ago • 13 comments

My daughter is having her birthday party at a trampoline place today so I'll either come back with a spine injury or the bird flu. Hopefully both 🤞

submitted 12 hours ago • 39 comments

I am brave, I am strong, and I will be seeking validation anyway

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

the documentary that I watched about speed cubers, people who solve Rubik's cubes incredibly fast, had a lot of unexpected twists and turns

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It's amusing that my therapist tells me to speak freely... yet charges me $200 an hour.

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

Are you in a serious relationship? No, we laugh at dumbshit all the time.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

[sucking on a chili dog] i just got an idea for a song

submitted 23 hours ago • 11 comments

Having been raised by television, my mom gets mad when I get her mixed up with Mrs. Garrett.

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🫵🫵🫵 You lot, lmao

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Only sophisticated people know plain cheetos go with white wine and hot cheetos go with red

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Since Canada won last night maybe America should just become Canada's 11th province

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I have an author signing this Saturday night. I will be signing authors between 6 and 9 PM.

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😂

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I wish I could draw a picture to help you understand sarcasm. Alas, I don't have the time, and it appears you've eaten all the crayons.

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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did

submitted 1 day ago • 84 comments

Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.

submitted 1 day ago • 129 comments

F**K trump!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

I think I need to try a thin mint frosty. It might fix my headache.

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it's kind of crazy how the US broke away from england only to end up with their own completely insane king george

submitted 46 days ago • 9 comments

It was a moment of madness and unfortunately, it will happen again.

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One thing about me when I get fired I deserve it

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Low temps below 0 this week. Temps in the 50s, maybe 60s, next week. Yay, Missouri.

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How long until they realize FAFO

submitted 1 day ago • 533 comments

If you keep accepting less and less as enough, eventually you'll be left with nothing.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

“Please, for the love of all that is sacred, stop posting this stuff!” I scream as my thumbs fly over the keys and hit POST once again.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

I had to get bifocals today 🫠

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“What do you want? I’m very busy.” “Afternoon, ma’am, my name is-“ “Who is it, Mom?” “No one, go finish your homework.”

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Him: I’m infatuated with you. Me: Did you just call me fat? Him: I’m over you.

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moving forward I am no longer asking anyone how they’re doing. we know already.

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"a non-partisan USPS is foundational to democracy. politicizing it is an attack on voting. we cannot have free and fair elections if one party controls the mail. this is a coup." there, i did it for you. just repeat that.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I write about trump take egg.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

i asked my nutritionist if it would be ok to eat one (1) hotdog this weekend and she scissor kicked me

submitted 235 days ago • 5 comments

Pity there is no photoshop or filters for "ugly on the inside" people.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Why would you chase waterfalls? They don't go anywhere.

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Want

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Carmen Sandiego got Waldo a new sweater for Christmas, and now they're living in peaceful anonymity in Bognor Regis.

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