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marytreads.bsky.social
Mom/GG. 40ish. Cannabis monster. Weird on purpose. Chronically-illin . #LupusBlows https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2luhye4tn44wgisfwglcaz53/feed/aaagcmwhcb732
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I'm convinced some men hate women because they can't beat the shit out of us legally anymore.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you for adding me to your funny account list but I’m not funny, I’m dead serious

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

If I say I'm dead ass, it's just because I scrolled Bluesky on the toilet for an hour or two and am trying to stand up.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

submitted 84 days ago • 26 comments

I don't get lonely, I get bored. Huge difference.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My stomach woke up today and chose violence.

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

Peace. Love. And I need some alone time.

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

therapist: i'm not sure you take these sessions seriously me: *sad slide whistle sound*

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Anyone want George Foreman’s teeth? I bought the wrong thing.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'm more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than answering the door.

submitted 31 days ago • 18 comments

I've created a bubble of contentment that nobody can perforate, So before you decide to come for me, know this: IDGAF. I absolutely do not care. Not even a little.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Open Water because I need to watch things die.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

How many calories does constant seething rage burn

submitted 60 days ago • 10 comments

the groundhog predicted six more weeks of ben shapiro’s wife’s dry vagina

submitted 35 days ago • 26 comments

Selling my soul on clearance.

submitted 34 days ago • 11 comments

Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.

submitted 34 days ago • 10 comments

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

submitted 35 days ago • 568 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 9 comments

I'm just here for the dumpster fire.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Black History Month ⏰

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

Black History: on today, February 2, 2025, Kendrick Lamar became the first ever rapper to win a Grammy for diss track of the year

submitted 34 days ago • 59 comments

We need to face facts that the newly elected dictator doesn’t care if many of us are dead or alive and in fact being dead would probably fit his vision of this country better. I’m not complying with one order from this administration

submitted 34 days ago • 11 comments

My mood…

submitted 34 days ago • 466 comments

[getting interrogated] Good Cop: we just want to understand what happened Bad Cop: SPILL IT, PUNK Passive Aggressive Cop: seems like you could help us pretty easily but whatever, you do you, it’s what you do best

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Like a good book at the library, I stay checked out.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I got a raise! It's in the amount of meds I'm taking, but still.

submitted 35 days ago • 14 comments

I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, but true shit posters never die. They multiply.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Ive been given the evening off of responsibilities. So to celebrate I went to bed.

submitted 50 days ago • 7 comments

Stop loving me for my mind you fuckin psycho

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

some of you need to try listening to "benormal" beats instead

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Do I have to swear so much? No. Absofuckinglutely not.

submitted 50 days ago • 10 comments

Who called it hypergonadism and not hyperballe?

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

**goes to bar** **sees Miss Piggy** **buys Miss Piggy a drink** **asks Miss Piggy to come back to my place** **brings home the bacon**

submitted 55 days ago • 4 comments

A stranger just told me he thinks I’m a worthless piece of crap. But whatever. I was just excited to hear from my dad.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

[in meeting with HR] HR: So, you’ll need to be nicer to your… Me: Hello? You’re breaking up. HR: What? Me: I can’t hear you. I’m going through a tunnel. HR: I can literally see you. Me: Damn it. I lost you.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

When someone says to me "um, can I have a minute", I'm walking straight out of the fucking room. No, you may not.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

You got this!* *crippling depression

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar

submitted 58 days ago • 17 comments

I just watched a colleague go down in flames insisting another coworker was pregnant. Bro even if I saw the head crowning…until she says “I’m expecting”, I’m not saying shit.

submitted 59 days ago • 22 comments

DUCK: *reading an article that says bread is bad for ducks* did a loaf of bread write this

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

Men don't bother me because of the DONT FUCKN TALK TO ME vibe I give off.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

lost another rap battle cuz my opponent got a hold of my dental records

submitted 60 days ago • 5 comments

*slowly backs away from comment*

submitted 62 days ago • 7 comments

Can anyone spot me 200k dollars

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

jon bon jovi: i guess this time you’re really leaving, i heard your suitcase say goodbye. her: i literally told you i was leaving you if you kept talking to inanimate objects.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Me: If I have to ask for it, I don’t want it Guy at Wendy’s: literally not at all how this works, weirdo

submitted 62 days ago • 7 comments

Lawyer: your honor I would like to request a quick recess Judge: I'll allow it Lawyer: *running outside* DIBS ON THE MONKEY BARS!

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

I can't vacuum I lost a puzzle piece 3 years ago

submitted 65 days ago • 19 comments