I'm more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than answering the door. - ThreadSky

kellalena.bsky.social • 16 days ago

I'm more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than answering the door.

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merryghouled.bsky.social•16 days ago

For real though. 😄

raytheonofficial.bsky.social•16 days ago

I keep a loaded shotgun for either eventuality

railroadofsin.bsky.social•16 days ago

Or just whatever is happening right now.

triplozero.bsky.social•16 days ago

That’s not a bad thing.

lisag724.bsky.social•16 days ago

People answer the door? ewww

kellalena.bsky.social•16 days ago

Apparently 😫

mjaum.bsky.social•16 days ago

There are so many more helpful tools available for the first than the second. Frustrating.

larryedvickers.bsky.social•16 days ago

Many of the same strategies apply.

klaybourne.bsky.social•16 days ago

I didn’t replace the battery in my doorbell. Pretty sure I never will.

westtxchris.bsky.social•16 days ago

I would add answering the phone to this.

oksohearmeout.bsky.social•13 days ago

I dunno, I've found that answering the door holding a shotgun covers all contingencies.

hayway.bsky.social•16 days ago

Don't answer, it's getting freaky out there

maryella.bsky.social•16 days ago

Answering the door is not required. I only answer if I'm in the mood. I'm never in the mood.

publiclewdness.bsky.social•16 days ago

Both should be handled in the same way.

fraternalmango.bsky.social•16 days ago

If you don’t assess every building you enter for how easily it will be penetrated by the undead, are you even human?

ronowen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Same here

paxdriver.bsky.social•16 days ago

I answered the door to an internet salesman yesterday and instead of saying "I'm not interested" or "I'm happy with my current service" I just blurted "I'm not happy" and shooed him away lol

Cheers to being that weirdo

jammaloo.bsky.social•16 days ago

What if the zombies ring doorbells?

777nocomment.bsky.social•16 days ago

what if its a zombie at the door?

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