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"Have you ever noticed --" Oh, never mind....
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Who?
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There's always money in the banana stand.
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The kid appears to be saying, "Oh -- YOU'RE still here?!?"
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Have a blessed day.
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Happy (albeit whiny) people.
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And a limp one, at that.
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"Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen, but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. The house is very strange that way."
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Tiny baby nephew!
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Some folks are rushing to say, "See? No harm done."
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Truth be told, I've misused Ivanka's name on occasion.
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"Eggs! Eggs! EGGS!!!"
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I want to believe.
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The worst we can find -- La la la!
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Let's hope that the ONLY Nazis we have to deal with are GRAMMAR Nazis! 😁
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Ahem, EFFECT change.
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I loved the episode of King of the Hill in which Luanne decides that the backstory of the animals at the manger where Jesus was born MUST. BE. TOLD.
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Chromolume Nº 7.
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Whoever they are, they don't seem to have much interest in Guinea worm eradication.
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Kyle Rittenhouse exemplifies the need for gun control -- and birth control, too.
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Does the map show the Chinese island province of Hainan as part of ASEAN? (And what's up with *that*?)
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The Trump Hotel wasn't the target; it was the venue.
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Pedantry at it's best!
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"What? That's the sweetest plum!" -- Krusty the Clown
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Let's do it again in time for 2038!
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A guest once complained that the illuminated "VIZIO" logo was ruining his viewing experience.
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As seen on my last trip to Florida. For the record, I did see Spiderman, and, for the record, it is good news.
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Profiles in Scourge
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How about a nice omelet?
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You're my Eye in the Sky.
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The socks! A TV commercial showed Mike Royko working at his desk. An announcer asked, "Hey, Mike Royko, now that you've moved to the Tribune, have you changed anything?" To which he responded, "Just my socks!" (Cue the sad trombone.) Then, onscreen instructions for sending away for your free pair.
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You could send away for them, and his signature was stiched into them!
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I still have my Mike Royko socks.
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"BERWYN!"
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Get my mother's basement OUTTA YOUR MOUTH!
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"We don't talk about Star Wars at the dinner table, Dear, because Mommy and Daddy hate Star Wars."
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Keep circulating the tapes!
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Those who said, "Eff your feelings" all voted with their gut.
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Welcome to my world.