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masterofchairs.bsky.social
Fairly tall, not very tall | I have lasagna-related trust issues | Pecorino-romano stan account | he/him
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@nogodsnomayors.com The current president of Peru was investing for watch-involved bribery in almost identical circumstances to Margaryan, so of course I instantly went to check if she’d been a mayor of anything. I’m so disappointed with how close we came:

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Michael Douglas ate Joe Biden’s ass and now this

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Jealous of Leo XIV, Thursday night is a great time to get a new job. Everyone is gonna be checked out tomorrow, then it’s the weekend.

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Dog has been sick lately and we felt bag, so we bought our 25 lb Scotty this 3’x4’ bed at Costco

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Fellas, you’ll know you’re living with someone who really cares about you when you get out of the shower and you can feel your face drying out because she’s gotten you so used to moisturizing.

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I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

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Made a PB&J with peach preserves and I’m not going back

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@benpartridge.bsky.social Did you enter get around to seeing The Two Popes? Good time for it now if not

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I dunno, Sekiro, kinda feels like 13.6% of players are my equal

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Finally decided to just do it and subscribe to the No Gods No Mayors Patreon and am now binging the backlog of exclusives. I would like to take this opportunity to curse the name of @raaleh.bsky.social, who’s fault it is that I’m wandering around my house going “fit him for a pair of mythril shoes”

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I did it, I figured out the best way to empty a can of tomato paste

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