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masterofchairs.bsky.social
Fairly tall, not very tall | I have lasagna-related trust issues | Pecorino-romano stan account | he/him
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And Etsy
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Wattobots! Roll out!
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Movie critic? No, I’m a stayie critic
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Oh well, maybe season 3
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I still haven’t gotten around to watching Andor. Does he jerk off into any swimming pools or kiss Gael Garcia Bernal?
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I’d be Pope Thomas, give my Catholic family something to laugh about
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Your honor, who do you think you’re talking to? You used to be cool, your honor, you used to get it.
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I had the Pokémon-alike on Gameboy color! It was a fun idea and NOT well made, if memory serves
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The Borden House is a really good museum! Fall River also has a huge Portuguese population and is a great place to get pasties de nata
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You’re so right for the one, boss
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The Running Man had too positive a view of our future
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I used to have a client site in Salem and King’s rules, grew up near Harrison’s in North Andover, which my cousins still insist is the the greatest sandwich of all time
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Oh man, let’s start some North Shore (apologies) beef. What’s the best place?
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My understanding from the trailer was that it was just going to be All Systems Red. My reasons for believing that are spoilery , but I can get into them if you want
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Not a book, but the last month or so of @socialistdogmom.bsky.social’s excellent podcast, Weird Little Guys, does a lot of coverage of this issue.
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Mattie’s Miami of Ohio joke was for me, a non-Floridian who went to the University of Miami and was asked by everyone I know “Florida or Ohio?”
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My current ankle guy is very Polish, had not occurred to me that he might be mobbed up. He did say that certain operations could be “bad for my knees” and i thought it was a balance/weight bearing thing, but maybe it was a threat!?!?!
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That rocks! Next two weeks will be weird, but it will feel even better to walk out of there for the last time.
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Anyway, I got a bad ankle, is the Kowalski Orthopedics group any good?
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Yeah, that’s fair. I was in high school when it came out and my brains wasn’t done baking yet, so I might have let a lot slide. I remember being thrilled by the creativity with which they handled a premise that had been done before. They ended up with a grounded, believable X-Men, neat tone.
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There’s an episode where Brent Spiner is an invisible mastermind!? Really good show!
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Hey man, can we talk about David Strathairn and Alphas instead of manosphere stuff?
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First thing that caught my eye was ALPHAS in all caps and I got all excited to talk about the 2 season Syfy show.
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Critically, NOT by engaging with it! Like a wildfire, you have to dig a break in front of where it’s going, starve it of fuel, deny it places to spread.
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Peanut butter
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I, personally, started my day with a scone and large house blend and I know how I intend to continue it.
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I listened to the podcast and however angry you are, you deserve to be angrier. Hell is to good for the hotdogs
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Muttering “Mom’s gonna kill me if he gets stabbed” as they throw themselves in front of another blade
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I got confused and was thinking of John Water, wondering if he’d endorsed foreign crisis actor conspiracies. Anyway, now I want to see John Waters dressed to the nines in a colorful suit, absolutely obliterating a cybertruck with a sledgehammer.
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Pain in your BLADDER? Take a PISS, hacker.
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There is a killer trolley museum in Biddeford, ME staffed by people who care. Highly recommend if it’s accessible to you. There is also a LOT of cars in poor repair/not great buildings, a few million would go a long way.
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Personally like 60% of the time, up to 85% if you include all alliums
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Don’t know why they decided to water down the nice labneh
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The last film I saw in the theater was The Invisible Man. Covid hit pretty soon after and I haven’t gotten back to a theater since.
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Made me instantly check if he’d died. Upshot: got to Google “Huey Lewis” and then hit the “News” tab
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Any podcaster with an ounce of propriety knows to look like absolute shit
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James Stout is entirely without honor or courage for being as hot as he is
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Begging you to stop reminding me that there are hot podcasters! Podcasters should not be hot!
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I had to pause the episode near the end during the punsteria segment. This movie is so weapons-grade insane that I forgot about the AI slop for a few minutes when I started it back up and just thought they were still describing the film because I had become immune to insanity.