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We're closing out March with our marquee bonus episode: March Badness! This time is a little different - instead of just being bad songs, these are bad covers of (usually) pretty good ones! Now get your picks in order, and let's get to the bracket! #40kbadcast www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

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“What’s it like being married for 15 years?” I was sitting on the porch reading and my husband excitedly rushed outside to tell me how the latest iteration of his bolognese he was finishing was going to “knock the shit out of your ass, out of your pants, and into the toilet and flush itself”

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I got to paint up some of the new Sanctifiers models from Kill Team: Blood and Zeal! Thanks to Games Workshop for the review copies - read more over at @goonhammer.com! #adwip #warhammer #killteam #warhammercommunity

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Guys only want one thing (the Metal Magic Calendar from 1992) , and it's disgusting

submitted 13 days ago • 20 comments

3 Urzule Knights, frustrating to the kingdoms of the Deepkin whilst forgotten nightmares stop their foes from remembering them, having ghouls riding eels drawing attention to the deep does little to aid the hidden aelven kingdoms. Perhaps by Urzules intent #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I found where they’re conserving you

submitted 24 days ago • 66 comments

We talk about which Primarchs can parallel park for like 10 minutes this #40kbadcast and never once did the phrase "Nissan Altimarines" come into my head, for shame If that's not enough to get you listening I literally don't know what will 40kbadcast.com/2025/02/18/4...

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so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳 to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl

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I need to start posting things over here more, I want to get everything I paint this year posted online. The first unit I finished this year is my 2nd squad of Deathwing Knights, these with Maces of Absolution, for my Rainbow Warriors.

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I hear this is where the cool kids are now X is a wasteland hellscape? Well I just finished my first project since my second was born last February. Sons of Prometheus (Salamanders successors) veterans incoming! #warhammercommunity #nerdlets

submitted 68 days ago • 27 comments

I went to a GT in Valdosta Georgia last weekend, and did a little write up of my time there for Goonhammer: www.goonhammer.com/rainbow-warr...

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The March Goonhammer Open has two Golden Tickets for the WCW finals for both Kill Team and Warhammer 40K! Come roll some dice with us. Get your tickets here www.eventbrite.com/cc/uk-goonha...

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

GT day in Valdosta!

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

new york has successfully made everyone pay ninebux to get in but i believe they can go further: -add bumper sticker to another car $5 -change color of another car $5 -remove ads from times square $10 -premium account $10

submitted 79 days ago • 57 comments

Fuck do I have to paint another drop pod

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

The long winter of our discontent is over, and now it's time for a new, distinct winter of dis content! Jokes of that caliber and roughly equivalent abound in the grand return of the #40kbadcast!

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Grotmas is over but the content remains! If you missed anything this past month for 40k or Age of Sigmar, we've got the full recap of everything released here.

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Dear Henry Cavill, I, a celebrity podcaster, challenge you to a celebrity game of Warmhammer. Loser donates to my favorite charity (Luigi Mangione bail fund)

submitted 94 days ago • 33 comments

Returning to my Adepta Sororitas with Celestian Sacresant Aveline. How could I resist when my Order got a named character? #WarhammerCommunity #AdeptaSororitas #SistersofBattle

submitted 102 days ago • 5 comments

hell yes

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I had a wonderful time painting the Ork Wrecka Krew kill team. I now know why these green guys are so popular! Thank you to Games Workshop and Goonhammer for providing a preview copy! #WarhammerCommunity #adwip #killteam

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

Definitely my best salvage job. If you see this, post a vehicle!

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

submitted 113 days ago • 1253 comments