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Debuting my personal link shortener to share a postmortem for a game I started a few years back, but could never finish. #gamedev #indiegamedev blogit.cc/c8icc

Every time I gaze into Mr Beast’s lifeless eyes and mirthless smile it is against my will

Media literacy is dead, cried the people who tried to salt the earth of the artists whose ideals did not align with their own

procrastinating on writing by extending my Markov name generator and Adventure Title Generator tools

Picked up the Halo collection from the steam sale. The Flood levels in CE are such a slog compared to the rest of the game. I’m remembering why I never finished. But I will persevere!

burger, she wrote

AppFolio asking for login credentials to your bank and payroll providers is some insidious shit. Fuck those people.

just realized tomorrow is Friday the 13th and have an interview scheduled for first thing in the morning so at least I have an easy out if I bomb it 🙃

with the advent of awards season I am rebranding into a dune: part two hate account

Petition to reschedule The Holidays so it starts on Halloween and ends on Easter

throwback to this a softer world strip

I don't know if it's my search criteria or what but I'm nervous that almost all the job postings I see for remote SWEs are for health insurance, AI, crypto, or public safety (eg Flock, Peraton), which are all companies I would never work for

job application asked me if I was a "first generation professional" whoever comes up with these needs to get a first generation foot up their ass

Went to see my in-network primary care doctor 2 months ago. Bill came: $600. I fought daily with insurance - the Dr magically disappeared from their listings; he wasn’t my PCP on their website which they claimed was a new requirement??

I think oolong is my favorite tea because after every cup I am still enchanted by the way those little tiny balls unfurl into full leaves in the cup. It’s magical.

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

dang uh, maybe don't Play a Key Role to the world growing steadily worse

#SpotifyWrapped in the bag with an unexpected combination of artists and songs. CAKE is expect, not Metallica, and loving the Randy Travis song sneaking into the charts. Waiting for last.fm to drop theirs since Spotify is only 1/3 or my listening

happy to see Steam adopted "bullet heaven", the best name, for the Vampire Survivors-like "reverse bullet hell" genre

We're just innocent men

adding instant coffee to my diet pepsi because it's not enough to be energized, I need to feel colors and smell sounds

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score 🥲

this poem pops back in my head on probably a weekly basis

As we wrap up this year and head into the next remember, 2025 is a whole new year full of possibility and adventure! Just like last year was supposed to be.

cannot get going today

getting downvoted into oblivion for calling out the shitty transphobic elonia jokes on reddit. first mistake: being on reddit. second mistake: posting at all.

Today (Dec. 1) is World AIDS Day. Spare a thought for all those who perished. 🌈🏳️‍🌈 www.instagram.com/p/DDC6vPzPj5...

Celebrating Black Friday by staying home and not buying a single goddamn thing

Hearing music that turns 20+ years old this year really makes me start to understand the midlife crisis people. No way that much time has passed so quickly 🥲

Wanna feel old? I don’t! Please stop making me

don't worry i've performed this procedure on dozens of patients. one of these times it's bound to be successful

This has to be ragebait right? There’s no way four entire brains got together to struggle so hard to form a single coherent idea. Right? Or maybe this is what happens when dudes talk to ChatGPT more than real people

if you disable paste on your input fields you're bad and you should feel bad

CULT LEADER: join our cult ME: no thanks CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary ME: I'm listening

Nothing like installing Windows 10 fresh to be reminded how much utter garbage is stuffed into the OS.

I picture every LinkedIn influencer post as a serial killer soliloquizing to a bound captive and it works, actually