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mathewsmith.bsky.social

Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. @[email protected]

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Elephants can store up to 160 litres of piss (wow)

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

@vimtotime.bsky.social saw this tonight and I think you'll like it and it might also make you cry, it's a video by @thejazzemu.bsky.social youtu.be/awQ8X2EGzBI?...

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

It's happening! @alovelytime.bsky.social

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Was confused last night when I got back to my room wondering why Google wasn't turning the lights on and off when I asked. Well of course not, I'm not home. Bet the hamster shat itself when it had a surprise disco session though.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Had breakfast, now back to bed for a nap. Hotels rock.

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submitted 1 day ago • 115 comments

I’m going to make an exception, because it made me laugh.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Give us the piss tapes

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Come on Egon, say AI is shit or something so that gets fucked too

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Jason mountwhatsit has redeemed taskmaster for me after too many lacklustre series

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Mushroom mushroom

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They should get the American dude to always present the UK HIGNFY

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

submitted 2 days ago • 112 comments

No lies detected

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

CASTING (Edinburgh Fringe 2025)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Let's all spend most of the day on a train going up north to Manchester so I can have A Lovely Weekend of comedy fun with @alovelytime.bsky.social . Some ace shows scheduled for this mini festival at Fairfield Social Club from Friday to Sunday night

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The proliferation of shit protein heavy nut snack bars has destroyed the flapjack presence at train stations and I will not rest until this injustice is rectified

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

submitted 2 days ago • 456 comments

Why can't you have Starter as one course and Dessert as the other and tell the main to fuck off

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"Whoa, how are you still single?” Hang tight, you're about to witness the magic 😉

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Terrorvision are playing Glastonbury? Is this 1995?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A massive hit in the UK, essentially unknown here. It’s our loss. All the 30th anniversary pieces have been great, and here the two musicians themselves go into it all. Do yourself a favor and crank this song loud when you get a chance to listen.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Blood donation? Completed it mate #21

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Cackling at the dude on Reddit who answered 'why don't trains run through the night in the UK?' with 'it'll be due to the wrong type of night'

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Elephants can store up to 160 litres of piss (wow)

@vimtotime.bsky.social saw this tonight and I think you'll like it and it might also make you cry, it's a video by @thejazzemu.bsky.social youtu.be/awQ8X2EGzBI?...

It's happening! @alovelytime.bsky.social

Was confused last night when I got back to my room wondering why Google wasn't turning the lights on and off when I asked. Well of course not, I'm not home. Bet the hamster shat itself when it had a surprise disco session though.

Had breakfast, now back to bed for a nap. Hotels rock.

I’m going to make an exception, because it made me laugh.

Give us the piss tapes

Come on Egon, say AI is shit or something so that gets fucked too

Jason mountwhatsit has redeemed taskmaster for me after too many lacklustre series

Mushroom mushroom

They should get the American dude to always present the UK HIGNFY

gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

No lies detected

CASTING (Edinburgh Fringe 2025)

Let's all spend most of the day on a train going up north to Manchester so I can have A Lovely Weekend of comedy fun with @alovelytime.bsky.social . Some ace shows scheduled for this mini festival at Fairfield Social Club from Friday to Sunday night

The proliferation of shit protein heavy nut snack bars has destroyed the flapjack presence at train stations and I will not rest until this injustice is rectified

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

Why can't you have Starter as one course and Dessert as the other and tell the main to fuck off

"Whoa, how are you still single?” Hang tight, you're about to witness the magic 😉

Terrorvision are playing Glastonbury? Is this 1995?

A massive hit in the UK, essentially unknown here. It’s our loss. All the 30th anniversary pieces have been great, and here the two musicians themselves go into it all. Do yourself a favor and crank this song loud when you get a chance to listen.

Blood donation? Completed it mate #21

Cackling at the dude on Reddit who answered 'why don't trains run through the night in the UK?' with 'it'll be due to the wrong type of night'

They are making a musical of The High Life WITH THE ORIGINAL CAST www.nationaltheatrescotland.com/events/the-h...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-e...

Grandad in the gravel #Formula1

Stroll missing the Spanish GP because he's a massive wanker #formula1

If everyone's equal, why do I have a manager?

Happy birthday Martin Brundle #formula1