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Wonder if anyone's randomly replied to that US Govt email thing with 'yeah ok, I'll resign, here's my bank details for the severance package' because DOGE would probably stupidly pay out

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Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you

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I'm actually kind of disappointed that Eloon and the others haven't converted all the gold in Fort Knox into bitcoin since they get so a fucking erection over crypto

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Pope's feeling a bit peaky, get your toast burning jokes honed lads.

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Have been feeling really jittery and on-edge all week. Now I have a week off from work and I intend to sleep for 90% of that time.

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This has made me smile so hard this morning

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Working on prequels to the Mr Men books. What trauma was it that trapped Mr. Worry behind a mask of fear for so long? How did Mr Uppity gain his fortune? Why is Mr Quiet so afraid to speak?

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Salted Avocado is going to be the next big thing www.wiltshire999s.co.uk/police-hunt-...

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It still throws me when I see people using 'connexion'

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Sometimes I can't help but sing 'widdly-widdly-wee' along with a particularly pretentious guitar solo

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Out there. Doing the work.

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Do you think they've ever tried to tow an aircraft carrier using a couple of fighter jets tethered to the deck? Sure they'd fall out of the sky but I'd like to see them try it...

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Beige buffet for tea lads

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Jack Whitehall is presenting the #F175 event. Oh. Oh dear.

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Don't be fooled by his impish grin. This stacked, muscular doughnut hulk has had to be chained to a post by the people of Torquay to restrain his murderous rages...

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'Have you ever been part of a group or organisation that intends to overthrow the government of the United States?' 'I see myself as more of a freelancer'

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Do we have any research on how many Millionaires eat Millionaires Shortbread?

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Since I stopped being forced into the office every day it's become clear how ill it was making me. I was repeatedly burning out & having panic attacks, drinking far too much to cope. I feel much more stable now, have been able to come off antidepressants & quit the booze.

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Interesting how Wikipedia is promoted less in my search results now Google puts it's ai results at the top.

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"You're not my surreal Dad!"

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The 2nd best MTV Europe VJ after the legendary Ray Cokes #totp

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The Ataris version of Boys of Summer is better than the original #Totp