mathewsmith.bsky.social
Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE.
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'yeah, you can like totally get jacked by the filth and everything and anyway I have a note from my mum so if you make me go then she'll like sue you and this that and the other' 'fo sho' 'fo sho' 'standard' 'isnt it'
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I now have the Armstrong and Miller pilot sketch in my head 'i can't go to the moon because it isn't real and anyway I is all ill and some shit' 'yeah he's ill and making him go to the moon is against his human rights and you can get like arrested and whatever'
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Because it's amazing and everything. That's why.
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Eg. For me to just put the emdash in that reply, I had to hold on to the dash on my phone's keyboard and select it.
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There are two types of dashes. An ndash is - the short dash that everyone uses, some programs will autocorrect this to an emdash — the long one, when you type but it's rare. ChatGPT uses the emdash by default. It's a really easy thing to pick up on because it looks odd to us.
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Ickle sunflower that you are 🥰
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We already know that trumps loves being pissed on
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They shouldn't make Henry look so coquettish
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I'm going to continue living dangerously until they put 'please don't put your penis in me' on a hoover nozzle
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youtu.be/nIvOqHfia2s?...
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Having that as a surname must be a daily massive headache
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Peas again Norma?
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Avalon stage on one of the days. Last I read, Tony was running a cafe up north.
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I check their new items every now and then to see if they can ever top the epic chicken tikka lasagne stuffed Yorkshire puddings for sheer mental
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www.iceland.co.uk/p/tgi-friday... this is amazing, every part of it just makes it more bonkers. A hotdog, but a chicken hotdog, coated in batter and rolled in chips
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Indubitably so
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You're probably mixing him up with the other one, you know, yer man who was on Graham Norton the other week, has a bit part in that new netflix thing, married to one of Gorgon Ramsey's kids, bit of a twat
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Max certainly tried to bury himself deep inside George
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Throttle a grockle today!
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Just hold onto the head board like everyone else
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There is black dude in it called choc chip Charlie or something and his head flips back and spurts choc chip evil ice cream out