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mathowitz.bsky.social
Former HS Math teacher looking for my next role. I write about math, education, music, food, parenting, travel, tinkering... all with a side of snarkiness, sarcasm and self-deprecation.
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Trying to buy a bowl off Facebook market, I write "Hi, I'm interested, could you let me know the dimensions?" The reply "Hi! It's a big bowl" So helpful.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I think I found the perfect outlet for my ridiculousness...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Curriculum reviewing- came across a problem that uses pounds and degrees Celsius. I really hope a student just reads it and answers "No solution- there is no place on earth would use these two units of measurement in the same scenario"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

What is your bluesky thread preference?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Gotta say, i don't watch much hockey.... there are fewer mullets and beards and more teeth than i remember

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Our local brewery turned their parking lot into a patio during COVID. They didn't tear up the slab but put it tables, umbrellas, shade structures, planters....It was amazing. The city just made them turn it back to minimize parking issues on residential streets. 5 (maybe 7) parking spots.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My 9yo processing taking the state test... "* I dont want to sit for hours staring at a screen " I dont want to write an essay for somebody I don't know * My brain is dead afterwards * Id be bored if I don't take it * Id miss the party/prizes (aka bribery) if I don't take it" WTF are we doing?!?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Internal debate over lunch- What is your favorite sandwich? ... And to avoid any further debate*, let's define a sandwich as handheld food where a carb serves as a container/ wrapper for another food AND where the outer layer is >75% said carb @justinaion.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I'm a sole-proprietor. My body is a temple. I am combining these two facts and declaring myself tax-exempt.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments