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Lewd and wholesome aren't mutually exclusive | 21 | 🔞 aka. doormatt/doormattde/doormatt_de
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:3 :} #furry

@ekso.buzz in the wild

🌹 #vrchat #tigerbee

French noises✨

3, 2, 1 … takeoff! 🚀 As of now, registration for #EF29 is officially OPEN! ✨ Tickets and information at: www.eurofurence.org ✨ #Eurofurence 29: Space Expedition 🗓 Sept 3–6, 2025 📍 CCH Hamburg

SEVEN THOUSAND

🚗 #furry

Attention all spacecraft-pilots, galactic voyagers and outer space pioneers! Registration for #EF29 opens on ✨15 Feb 2024, 20:00 CET✨ Assemble your crew, check your com systems and prepare for takeoff! Info: www.eurofurence.org #Eurofurence 29: Space Expedition 🗓 Sept 3–6, 2025 📍 CCH Hamburg

U got gaems on ur phone? 🥺

tbf this would definitely be a way to get a certain type of consumer to buy way more stuff

The python linter “ruff” Has a type checker named “red knot” That’s 800 PRs “deep” To the furry on the astral development team: 🫡

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine

When you close to me~ O w O

ok so what does it mean when you're literally a question in the purity test (also who tf is pleasuretech)

I am alarmingly heterosexual man but I am prepared to explode in a cloud of gay anger on behalf of my friends tonight

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

America Defeats America theonion.com/america...

Maybe I should start a tiktok

Bold change, Nintendo

Cat popping

Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy theonion.com/nations...

Minecraft avali

💤 #art

oooh what is this? never seen this before :3 #furry #blender #animation

We shot this music video at New Year's Eve, and I can't wait to watch it with you in about two hours! 😍 "League of Legendary Failures" premiering soon, join us in the live chat for some good 2025 vibes 🥰❤️ youtu.be/zgNn3bqYi0Y?...

Comm for @ditzyblondwolf.bsky.social #furryart #sandmancsg #ditzyblondwolf #kobold #kfc #fightclub

Stress Cheeti isn't sure what you mean??? Surely I can still toss this at people... right? (Hidden Cheeto Alert!)

Bardic Bottom Arc When?

2030 will be my year for sure

Yes, you say your commissions are open, despite the fact that you have zero posts

ah I suppose I forgot to make this post (I was otherwise occupied) #VRChat hit a new record last night of 136,589 users simultaneously online at the same time! This record was set right at US Central Time NYE -- a change from previous years, which usually set records at EST NYE.

Hello to the first #WickerWednesday in the new year. I had an amazing New Year’s party with Friends in Vienna. Hope you all had one too. And as an extra little look back, I made 2024 15.958 pictures in VRC. #Wickerbeast #WickerbeastWednesday #Furry #VRChat

Happy New Year everyone :3

Whoops... Done that :)

24 hours left! www.makeship.com/products/vrr...

I’m always looking for things that explain a lot but that people have a hard time remembering. Examples: Air is stuff. Pee comes from blood. All land vertebrates have a single common ancestor. Venus is bright enough to cast visible shadows. Clouds are heavy. Bones are alive. Any others you know?