Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy theonion.com/nations... - ThreadSky

rapbastardz.bsky.social•42 days ago

Fact check: Clyde’s a good boy.

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fishdan2000.bsky.social•42 days ago

I want to know who's been eating the dogs.

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landisweaver.bsky.social•42 days ago

You're a good boy! Actually, you're a good account to follow and I don't know your gender, but you get the idea. Grateful for the Onion.

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soledbmmm.bsky.social•42 days ago

It's up to you

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sarahdselecta.bsky.social•42 days ago

Here is a good boy

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lucientheluckless.bsky.social•42 days ago

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iquanyin3.bsky.social•41 days ago

rudy! rudy is a good boy! ❤️

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rhenevers.bsky.social•42 days ago

This is the first wholesome post from the Onion I've seen in months.

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executivejeff.bsky.social•42 days ago

we need answers, people

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crab.institute•42 days ago

Turns out it’s actually me. Who knew?

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quilowisp.bsky.social•42 days ago

Not all dogs are good boys.

Many are good girls.

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jrhanlon.bsky.social•41 days ago

A good girl!

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scootthetoot.bsky.social•40 days ago

😍🥰

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restlessdna.bsky.social•41 days ago

Good boy!

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manicpixiejeepgirl.bsky.social•42 days ago

Fuck that, who's a good girl??

THIS GIRL

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beachbiscuit.bsky.social•42 days ago

They ALL are!!

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lucientheluckless.bsky.social•42 days ago

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iquanyin3.bsky.social•42 days ago

wonder what old brant’s doing now? 🤣

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lucientheluckless.bsky.social•42 days ago

Bront eventually came around and agreed that they are all good dogs.

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iquanyin3.bsky.social•41 days ago

🐶

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beachbiscuit.bsky.social•42 days ago

Our sentiments exactly!

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inkmixer.bsky.social•42 days ago

What kind of a question is that?

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wendinoakland.bsky.social•42 days ago

You are!!! Yes, you are!

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kmsigma.com•42 days ago

Pistachio and Peanut are good GIRLS. Note: photos taken within 10 minutes of each other.

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slriv.bsky.social•42 days ago

This guy is a good boy….. and a badass!

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merf80.bsky.social•42 days ago

Trick question. They're all the goodest boys.

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hs-dropout.bsky.social•42 days ago

What about good girls?

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beachbiscuit.bsky.social•42 days ago

GORGEOUS pups!!!

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theycallmeauto.bsky.social•42 days ago

Here's my good girl...aggressively guarding against those who would straighten the pillows on the couch...😡...The trap is set to go off when someone wakes her and anyone who springs it will feel her WRATH...😄

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theycallmeauto.bsky.social•42 days ago

ALL of them...especially the two on that couch...😁

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le-grill.bsky.social•42 days ago

I'm a good boy!

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princegoatcheese.bsky.social•42 days ago

They are all good boys, but, sadly, none of them can come to a unanimous decision.

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darkmatter101.bsky.social•42 days ago

SUCH a good boy!

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rsmjr.bsky.social•42 days ago

On a few occasions, Roger Ebert referred to this as the second greatest Onion headline ever.

He never revealed what he thought was the all-time best, but I always suspected that it was from the week after Gene Siskel's death when a headline read simply "Ebert Victorious."

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