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mattbegins.bsky.social
Writer of comic books: KUNG FU PANDA, WHITE PICKET FENCES, SHREK, LITTLEST PET SHOP, and more! Main host of THE MIGHTY PECULIAR and Cousin Oliver/3rd chair host on THE BLOODYBITS HORROR SHOW.
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Absolutely perfect. No notes.

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I know @willpfeifer.bsky.social will love this as much as I do!

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Try to ignore that Don Carlo’s heart appears to be in his ear, and just enjoy the beautiful poetry, “It is the Purple Claw raking my heart with fingertips of fire!”

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Bad News Minions

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Excited to hear that @billcorbett.bsky.social is going to be the new pope, but I am a little sad we won’t have Pope Drink-a Too Much-a.

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Well, you landed the plane upside down…

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I feel deservedly attacked here.

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The worst kept secret in politics.

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Bad News Minions

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Live action Minions! Attention: @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social

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Try to ignore that Don Carlo’s heart appears to be in his ear, and just enjoy the beautiful poetry, “It is the Purple Claw raking my heart with fingertips of fire!”

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Read Stan’s stuff! You can thank me later.

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From Iron Maiden’s lesser known album, “The Art of the Beast”.

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You’ve got to appreciate a man who narrates his own demise.

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Substitute teachers show the weirdest filmstrips.

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I’d love nothing more than if the orange suited bad guy responded, “I’ve never heard that saying. What does it mean?”

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You’ve got to appreciate a man who narrates his own demise.

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This is the most I’ve ever looked like a comic book character.

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At least they went out doing something they love.

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So close to quoting Phil Collins.

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The store was all out of Minions, so we got this instead.

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The Tootsie Roll people might’ve been a little too into tongues.

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The Tootsie Roll people might’ve been a little too into tongues.

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I solved the Lament Configuration. Sorry everyone.

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I’ve been trying to keep my head down and deal with the here and now, but I’m dangerously close to becoming an out and out Pritzker 2028 proponent.

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Less Than Jake has an incredible knack for writing songs that express my feelings better than I ever could. It’s what first drew me to them when I was 16, and it’s still happening at 44. youtu.be/aOINRkPIrqs?...

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I cannot begin to express how much I love this.

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We need to go back to the time when Inspector Gadget was designing everything for the military.

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We need to go back to the time when Inspector Gadget was designing everything for the military.

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Never forget one of the best headlines in history:

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