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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H. L. Mencken.

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My question. Where is Obama? Where is Clinton? Where is Biden? Where are the Democrats? Where are our Representatives? Where are our artists? Where are our athletes? They all live here and have voices. Where the hell are you all?

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DR. FRANKENSTIEN: I’m just saying it’s a very misleading flyer. BODY BUILDING COMPETITION JUDGE: Again, we can only apologize…

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Well I’ve been working at the bicycle company now for only a month, and already they’ve made me the spokes person.

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I would rather give my social security number to an online scammer claiming to be a Nigerian prince than to Elon Musk

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I came across a draft of something I wrote in December 2023.... Part 1: I believe that if Donald Trump is elected in 2024, it will bring about the end if the United States as we know it. I predicting that within his first 6-12 months, he will suspend habeas corpus and the Constitution itself.....

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Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who is sick of stupid trumpers cheering every idiotic move made by trump, thinking that it ONLY hurts liberals. You stupid MAGA jackasses, what he does negatively affects AMERICA, and that includes YOUR dumb asses too. Go ahead, ring that bell.

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Chores done. Time to relax before the snowstorm. And everyone gets a turn on my lap.

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Continued (3 of 3) ….terrorists who spend every dollar on bombs and tunnels. If in fact, they had taken advantage of 40 miles of Mediterranean beachfront to build hotels and casinos, just imagine what their lives would be like right now.

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Continued (2 of 3) Okay, discounting the fact that Trump is an idiot, truth is that the people who’ve been living inder their own government in Gaza since 2006 have actually had the opportunity to create a beautiful Gazan Mediterranean Riviera but decided they’d rather be ruled by… (Continues)…

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So The Idiot-in-Chief says we should take over Gaza and turn it into the Gazan Riviera…. (See next post)

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I’m a theatre and music nerd. If you want listen to a stunning cover band of Chicago, Earth Wind and Fire Leonid and Friends are it. Here’s a sample of EWF. m.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJR...

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From the “Why am I not surprised?” files: open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... 😂

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Dude. I'm Pissed. youtube.com/shorts/zBYoY...

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Saw "Kowalski" at The Duke on 42nd St. yesterday. Wonderfully written by playwrite Gregg Ostrin, any fan of Broadway history will appreciate the plot, which is the story of the first time meeting of Marlon Brando and Tennessee Williams at Wiliiams' summer home in Provincetown in 1947. I recommend!!!

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Its happening.

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youtube.com/watch?v=gfh7... It’s 2002, ur the CMO of BMWUSA, & you say,“Hey let’s hire Tony Scott to direct a 10-min commercial. And let’s get Clive Owen, Gary Oldman, Danny Trejo & James Brown for it. And that freaky-looking rocker too…what’s their name? And, yeah, I know James’ll need subtitles.”

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www.nytimes.com/2025/01/22/u...

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Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage theonion.com/pete-he...

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youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H. L. Mencken.

My question. Where is Obama? Where is Clinton? Where is Biden? Where are the Democrats? Where are our Representatives? Where are our artists? Where are our athletes? They all live here and have voices. Where the hell are you all?

DR. FRANKENSTIEN: I’m just saying it’s a very misleading flyer. BODY BUILDING COMPETITION JUDGE: Again, we can only apologize…

Well I’ve been working at the bicycle company now for only a month, and already they’ve made me the spokes person.

🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗🎀💗

I would rather give my social security number to an online scammer claiming to be a Nigerian prince than to Elon Musk

I came across a draft of something I wrote in December 2023.... Part 1: I believe that if Donald Trump is elected in 2024, it will bring about the end if the United States as we know it. I predicting that within his first 6-12 months, he will suspend habeas corpus and the Constitution itself.....

Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who is sick of stupid trumpers cheering every idiotic move made by trump, thinking that it ONLY hurts liberals. You stupid MAGA jackasses, what he does negatively affects AMERICA, and that includes YOUR dumb asses too. Go ahead, ring that bell.

Chores done. Time to relax before the snowstorm. And everyone gets a turn on my lap.

Continued (3 of 3) ….terrorists who spend every dollar on bombs and tunnels. If in fact, they had taken advantage of 40 miles of Mediterranean beachfront to build hotels and casinos, just imagine what their lives would be like right now.

So The Idiot-in-Chief says we should take over Gaza and turn it into the Gazan Riviera…. (See next post)

I’m a theatre and music nerd. If you want listen to a stunning cover band of Chicago, Earth Wind and Fire Leonid and Friends are it. Here’s a sample of EWF. m.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJR...

From the “Why am I not surprised?” files: open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... 😂

Dude. I'm Pissed. youtube.com/shorts/zBYoY...

Saw "Kowalski" at The Duke on 42nd St. yesterday. Wonderfully written by playwrite Gregg Ostrin, any fan of Broadway history will appreciate the plot, which is the story of the first time meeting of Marlon Brando and Tennessee Williams at Wiliiams' summer home in Provincetown in 1947. I recommend!!!

Its happening.

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/22/u...

Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage theonion.com/pete-he...

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts theonion.com/confuse...

Trump estimated the turnout inside the vehicle at 4 million