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Everyone in the Trump coalition voted for someone to get got. Most of them didn’t realize that they were that someone to someone else.

submitted 6 days ago • 86 comments

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

submitted 8 days ago • 257 comments

they could never make cool hand luke today. too many eggs

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

submitted 23 days ago • 91 comments

I do support DEI D ont you swear at me you little shit don’t you E ver raise your voice at me I am your mother!

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

Elon Musk? The polarizing business mogul?

submitted 34 days ago • 30 comments

lol u think im being a nazi!!! when in fact i was playing a prank to make u mad! my beliefs are isomorphic with those of the historical nazi party but nevertheless i tricked you in some way i cant quite articulate

submitted 34 days ago • 15 comments

I'm starting a new streaming video app where people can walk you through psychotic food preparations and give actionably criminal finance advice. But mine will be made in the USA. Also after I raise a billion dollars for this I am going to reveal the absolute worst political opinions imaginable.

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

Today’s liberals are completely disconnected from reality. Never was this more true, in my opinion, than during the Hillary Clinton presidency from 2017-2021. by Marc Andreesen

submitted 36 days ago • 36 comments

The report after data review:

submitted 37 days ago • 6 comments

I'm the executive at Subway who gives notes on the ads demanding "more splashing on the Italian dressing" and "drop the meatball from a much greater height." I don't have any kind of degree or expertise, I just like watching sandwiches bounce in weird ways and the founder hired me in 1983.

submitted 38 days ago • 120 comments

im a karen. and im a pick me. and im for the streets. and i vote

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Guy Drives A Car Into Manhattan To Drive A Horse Around Manhattan has to be my favorite NYT Congestion Pricing character so far

submitted 48 days ago • 109 comments

Huge red bag if a guy is delivering presents to all the children in the world tonight

submitted 427 days ago • 0 comments

I am convinced Trump remains insistent on seizing Greenland because he believes it is the gigantic size projected on the traditional Mercator map, not its actual size, which is about 1/3 of the continental United States

submitted 63 days ago • 39 comments

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving

submitted 66 days ago • 354 comments

New from 404 Media: nearly a *dozen* aircraft near New Jersey/JFK have reported people shining lasers at them Tuesday during ongoing drone panic, according to ATC audio we listened to. Serious danger to people "We are getting lasered" Audio here: www.404media.co/we-are-getti...

submitted 67 days ago • 40 comments

One more lane. Just one more lane bro, that’s all I need. No cmon man, just one more lane.

submitted 67 days ago • 31 comments

God, nobody does it like Business Insider. They publish bait and we all bite every single time. You gotta hand it to 'em.

submitted 67 days ago • 18 comments

“You are being so condescending to people who are seeing these drones.” Correct. I am. That is my intent.

submitted 68 days ago • 29 comments

The drone thing is less about a mysterious incursion than a combination of pattern-seeking and partisan point-scoring. Gift link: wapo.st/4gndoJx

submitted 69 days ago • 13 comments

One of my fave Christmas movies

submitted 74 days ago • 21 comments