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mattduplessis.bsky.social
Data-mining ogre baffled by paperwork (8, 6)
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As a fan of 1) dumb British newspaper stories 2) data feeds that run departure boards 3) working out how to get trains out of Kings Cross with seconds to spare Enjoyed Sunday Times printing a big read commissioned to find passenger outrage which found zero outrage. www.thetimes.com/article/3dcf...

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Check. Mate.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Is it gilded cage or gelded cage, I can never remember

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Final pangram attempt felt like it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Bloody hell when I opened the curtains and looked out the window this morning there were barely any clouds overhead, just some sort of gigantic fireball hovering in the far distance. What could it mean?

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve done the maths and I reckon I could probably live off kimchi chicken burgers.

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For anyone that can read Greek… this 😂

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 334 comments

Nearby asteroids shirking their duty.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Will that asteroid ever strike Earth?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It shouldn’t be this hard to find bonito flakes.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Your outie names their layers

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Upsetting that you can’t have lead AND lead even though they’re completely different words.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

submitted 4 days ago • 272 comments

Der Planet erwärmt sich, die Menschen erkalten.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Sat at a bookstore café. On a school day. Such truancy.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I have work to do, dammit!!! But this thread is killing me.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What you will have noticed is that this rain right here? It raineth every damn day. (Cue world’s tiniest viola.)

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Do grandads not teach kids to tie proper knots anymore? No wonder the world is falling apart. www.scientificamerican.com/article/whic...

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God, remembering when everyone I knew was hating on Rawls for being an apologist for the soft-bellied centrism of the status quo. Quo me, Johnny! Please quo me.

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An apology to John Rawls. I couldn’t really understand why he was so obsessed with the importance of stability as a political value. But now I do.

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments