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We got Norman Osborn calling for the Green Goblin's help here

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Waiter! Waiter! More Right-Wing crashouts please!

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

“I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment

Poster’s Ragnarok.

All my client did is talk is a weird defense in a defamation suit.

Retvrn guy for when Cap'n Crunch and the Apple Jacks mascot didn't look like Cocomelon

This post roars from the depths of my mind anytime I see bioshock infinite get mentioned

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L33... An example of the soon to be released map editor for Fallen Aces being used to recreate the first level from Thief.

Tell Me Why is once again free on Steam for Pride Month! If you liked Life is Strange, I highly recommend it. There's also a canon trans character voiced by a trans person! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1180660/Tell_Me_Why/

Aussie physical media label Chameleon Films has been teasing their next restoration/release and I’m 100% certain the movie in question is Johnnie To’s “A Hero Never Dies.”

"Mr. Cock is my father. Call me John Thomas."

Beating a latin man and a black woman to death with blunt instruments: ✅️ Harming a dog: whoa hey whoaaa settle down now

As always when pompous pundits in their forties and fifties start talking about the alienation of “young men,” they are referring to themselves

Newsletter: I wrote about the ridiculous $6.5bn all-stock deal between Jony Ive and OpenAI, how little Ive has done since leaving Apple, how impossible it is to make the mythical "third core device," and how the media needs to stop acting as OpenAI's marketing arm. www.wheresyoured.at/measures/

RFK Jr. is the biggest threat to American health since COVID. Bigger.

Webster's announces that the dictionary definition of "ohana" has changed to "abandon your sister to go to college."

Before: "I bet this is about SpeedTree" After: "This was about SpeedTree"

It is Mr. Bones's turn to be on the committee

Herald of Havoc gets lost in the boomer shooter shuffle even though it has some of the best handling weapons i've seen in the genre. It's up there with Citadel, Dusk and Sprawl for me. store.steampowered.com/app/1963510/...

It's Antstream based so it's probably cloud gaming only and is therefore still nonsense bullshit

Yo @humblebundle.com why da fuck is a nazi game here?

Did you know that Microsoft used a service called Binary Digital Systems to bring these Activision classics to Gamepass? For more info, look up "Microsoft Gamepass BDS"

Just randomly remembered how for years I was absolutely certain that they made a third Speed movie in 2007 where Keanu Reeves came back and it was set on both a bus AND a train

Not that it would change whether it's moral to boycott this game (it is,) but wasn't the first wizardslop game not even good?

Remember when she funded an anti trans bill, then when it passed, posted a picture of herself with wine and cigars and bragged ‘I love it when a plan comes together?’ That is literally where that money for these games go. Buying her trash, funds anti LGBTQ+ laws.

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Hey friends, what are your favourite crimes to commit? Reply below with a front and back pic of your driver's license.

Can you cover Ethnic Cleansing 2 while you're at it?

thinking once again about The Most Wrong Tweet Ever

Goddamn it there go my wedding plans. Guess I'll have to settle for Abu Gharib.

This just means that there's a new "largest plantation in the south" that is just as flammable. Just saying.

The "sexy evil" angle was awful enough and then I found out that this publication is called "the chicago contrarian." Their brand is unironically the Onion article about the guy on a mission to explain why popular things are bad actually.

Trying a treatlerite playthrough of New Vegas as a character named "Dum Bungulus." I think the NCR would fit the bill best, but i'm willing to hear counterarguments.For what faction, this character would side with.

I think one of the reasons I'm so frustrated about people acting like indie media just started in 2024 as someone who has been running an outlet for 8 years is that it really shows that either no one cared before or no one cares actively unless you had recognition and bylines already.

this week kitsune tails, lesbian fox girl SMB3, is 25% off only on itch on account of my birthday, and if you pay $1 extra you also get its prequel kitsune zero which has a cute lil voice acted story and features 36 SMB1 like levels of its own: itch.io/s/152818/kit...

lol why would they admit what time the change was made. who the fuck else is up at 3 am crying about white genocide in south africa

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE! Werewolves Don't Celebrate Hanukkah and all my other books are going up on Itch.io! If you would like a digital-only version of my books, and want to get away from Amazon, you can find them here: mfranklin.itch.io/werewolves-d...

Oh hell no, this is the episode where spongebob goes to dimebash '16