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George Lucas: It's the Death Star, and does genocide so people know it's bad. It loses when good guys blow it up. Trump 2020 campaign manager: We're the Death Star. Lucas: There's a good side and an evil side. Bad guys' laser swords are an evil-looking red. Trump 2024 White House: I have an idea.

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The Russians are manipulating the Gloss family - and everyone else. This isn’t just a private family tragedy. nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/the-short-...

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I get some are tired of seeing this pic everywhere. But before you yell, “Stop posting!” I shared this first thing the morning after he put it out. You seeing a post for the first time doesn’t mean it hasn’t already been there for 24+ hours. And please don’t appoint yourself editor of my account.

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This ghoul would have to come pry one of these out of 8-year-old Matt’s cold, dead hands.

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Im also not a lawyer. But the day I first set foot in CIA headquarters I swore an oath to the constitution, and not-a-lawyer me fully understood what that meant. And I’ve never once considered violating it.

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Thank you!

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For your weekend listening! Do check this one out—we’re still waiting for the next shoe to drop with India and Pakistan after the Pahalgam attack.

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Every so often, a technology meets the moment, and its perfect use case.

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Honestly, few things are more heartwarming than dickhead school board members losing elections

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This is a perfect assessment of the Trump presidency, as most recently evidenced by Trump's papal cosplay. What diseased mind(s) could possibly consider such conduct as appropriate for a person who claims a leadership role in the affairs of a people? How feckless do you have to be to support this?

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By the way, you folks are more than welcome to use “incessant masturbatory bullshit” for any protest signs you may need. I encourage it, actually. And do send me pics, please.

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Hi, new followers! Thanks for your kind words on the Pope Doofus 🧵. If you’re interested, please check out my little podcast, @secretsandspies.bsky.social. My co-host Chris and I cover intelligence, counterterrorism, geopolitics, and some spy fiction. New episodes drop Wednesday and Saturday. 1/3

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A most eloquent thread.

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This whole entire thread. You don't have to be Catholic to feel utterly repulsed by this obscene monstrosity and his cultish little gargoyles.

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Exactly! That’s how fucked this dude is. He’s got me—ME—up first thing on a Saturday morning defending the dignity of the Roman Catholic Church.

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I will build my Church upon this bankrupt casino. 1/6

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"Tell Zuck that's was only business"

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Zuck: The average American only has three friends.

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This reads like a VH1 documentary

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The woke mob wants to take everything from us

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A one-man show. Off-Broadway, of course. Black box, just a stool and a spotlight. Rubio plays the entire Executive Branch.

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Iannucci wishes he could’ve written this.

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Don’t forget the National Archives, too! A true Renaissance man.

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Get your popcorn for this confirmation hearing.

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Rubio thinks he can do a Kissinger?

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One of my all-time favorite quotes is from Anthony Bourdain (RIP, sir). Hearing that Paula Deen got a multimillion-dollar deal as a Diabetes spokesperson for Novo Nordisk, he wrote, “Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business so I can profitably sell crutches later.”

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This, of course, literally broke the second @chriscarrfilm.bsky.social and I sat down to record this weekend’s @secretsandspies.bsky.social and our outline was stacked. We’re letting this one marinate and we’ll dig in next week. Not sure how I feel about Witkoff, though. Happy day in Moscow.

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