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Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.

submitted 4 days ago • 55 comments

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

submitted 7 days ago • 504 comments

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

submitted 7 days ago • 1466 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 8 days ago • 47 comments

There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this

submitted 33 days ago • 955 comments

A group of Quakers are marching more than 300 miles to demonstrate against the Trump administration's crackdown on immigrants. Organizers of the march say their protest seeks to show solidarity with migrants and other groups that are being targeted by the administration.

submitted 38 days ago • 149 comments

A top White House official says Jews "deny the existence of objective truth" but tell me more about college campus protests being antisemitic

submitted 59 days ago • 19 comments

no eat no lick

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

this is Mohsen Mahdawi, the green card holder who was just arrested by ICE for rendition at his citizenship interview

submitted 64 days ago • 383 comments

One of the many incredibly frustrating developments related to the ongoing tariff insanity. America’s interconnection with the world is a tremendous strength, and the culinary side of it is just a facet.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Doug Bowser

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

hang it in the louvre

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

I like how Duke university getting upset about that guy in the show with the gun has now assured me that I will see that exact image every single time Duke does something bad

submitted 73 days ago • 11 comments

I’m only barely a decent enough person not to use that white lotus duke meme

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

lol remember when Coach K lost his final game at home to UNC

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Even among the darkest recesses of the human condition, there is no more paralyzing, bladder-loosening fear than conservative men’s fear of subways.

submitted 74 days ago • 133 comments

Absolutely incredible photo choice here. A+

submitted 74 days ago • 169 comments

The Sopranos is probably the Rosetta Stone of modern American reaction: it consists of people who bemoan the loss of an imagined past they mainly got from movies, claim victimization based on identity but hate when others do it, and view the people who build the society they prey on as suckers.

submitted 75 days ago • 136 comments

Best part of this clip is Bill Raftery doing a Super Mario "Woohoo" at the end.

submitted 81 days ago • 6 comments

watching how quickly all this is happening and thinking back to the senate saying they can't act without permission from the parliamentarian

submitted 94 days ago • 79 comments

you can see the light in his eyes going out as he says this. Embarrassing loser shit.

submitted 95 days ago • 28 comments

trying to imagine what was possibly going through the mind of a democrat in the chamber last night watching a 77 year old man with a cane get removed for disruption and feeling like they’d really locked in with their pink outfit and cute lil sign

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to show out for the Orcs and groypers and the most they can do is demand to see his manager in increasingly aggrieved tones.

submitted 109 days ago • 11 comments

warm up the bus

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know I have a podcast (like a radio show on the Internet)? We're treating Lord of the Rings as a received text (more or less) and reading a chapter at a time. You might like it. Links and info: www.waywardwizards.com That sweet uncut RSS feed: anchor.fm/s/1003faf88/... Cheers! I love you.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I think body slamming one of these DOGE guys through a table when they show up at your little part of the Department of Agriculture that weighs cows would actually have an impact

submitted 135 days ago • 153 comments

This is honestly what I imagine my lib grandfather mumbling if I had one

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Part of what is absolutely confounding about these pathetic milquetoast flaccid posts from these fucking losers is that they don’t even make sense as political strategy. Trump will never run again, there’s no upside whatsoever to this kind of approach, these are basically scheduled tweets from 2019.

submitted 137 days ago • 21 comments

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

submitted 137 days ago • 91 comments