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AI giving an earnest description of how to go on a snipe hunt is so on the nose that I might pass out.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

ok on this one let’s let Elon Musk cook

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

my data sucks shit. go nuts man good luck with it

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Me to the government when they try to illegally raid my bank account

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"Let me reiterate: I disapprove of the mayor igniting a bus full of C4 in the food court. I may have worn a shirt that said, VOTE FOR THE MAYOR WHO WILL BLOW UP THE MALL FOOD COURT, but that was just my way of saying I only cared about him fixing up the bowling alley."

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Reminder that AI is a pyramid scheme and that all the ads we see today are an attempt to dig investors out of the humongous hole they built for themselves as they try to trick you into thinking it’s necessary

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This is bad obv but really the NOONE is killing me

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to stay positive but there’s at least one story a day that fills me with a murderous rage

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Today's Spelling Bee was a Rorschach test between which pangram you got first, and I got the wrong one way before the other one

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

submitted 21 days ago • 212 comments

Now, with alt text, to ensure everyone fully understands exactly what we're dealing with with the 19-yo Canadian calling himself Big Balls who, along with a few other nerds, seem to have had exclusive control over the United States Treasury Department since Friday

submitted 23 days ago • 99 comments

Elected officials posting like Brooklyn Dad Defiant

submitted 24 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This is the difference between Trump 1 and Trump 2. First time around, all his cronies were named stuff like Joey Macaroni and wanted to commit tax fraud and go on Dancing With The Stars. This time, they have names like John Hitlerfuhrer and have spent the last 15 years blogging about phrenology.

submitted 27 days ago • 40 comments

LawmakerS! What in the actual F.

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submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Well no matter what this won’t be the worst thing that happens today

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

lol ok bills i laughed

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

before tiktok, before bluesky, before twitter, before meta, before it all, there were sewers. after all, there will be sewers.

submitted 37 days ago • 176 comments

[mournfully] hey. must be the money 😔

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments

When you see drawings like this you know the New York Times has just talked to a group of huge dipshits

submitted 40 days ago • 76 comments

Big, if true

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over: no it’s so much more than that

submitted 41 days ago • 25 comments