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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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Teeth therapy, duh
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"AND WE WON'T EVEN CHARGE YOU FOR THE MOLD"
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We're dealing with some landlord shit with our (also very old) house and it's so fucking frustrating because all we are trying to do is PREVENT THE PLACE FROM CRUMBLING DOWN and yet they're like... "hole in the roof? Baby, that's a skylight :)"
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I make a mean sourdough that will grow them back so it might take some trial and error but we will get there.
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I’m gonna do what I can - I think I’ll need a vinaigrette for the right boob, though…
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Omg this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read lmao
But I’m marinating some chicken in it so tbh that might do the job
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Your biggest mistake is checking your work email
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Not all heroes wear capes, Alex. Sometimes they’re getting terrible sleep and draw eldritch geese, and we need to support that.
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I forget you’re not accustomed to my cutting blows
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I mean, today?
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Diva this is INSANE
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Agreed – we need BAG mug
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It can always be worst. Even for the people posting that stuff. Like... everyone needs to chill out, we're all just doing our best ffs.
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Finally, a biblically accurate goose
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Keep in mind that I have seen three episodes of MHA, but I have been on the wikia for it, like, seven times. So I am both clueless and an expert.
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Being a gay man most people assume I'm being "sassy" but I more so think about using my total, ruthless, bitchiness as a "One For All" quirk and that I can only release in small doses safely unless I need to do a 5 episode arc of a fight scene.
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Currently microdosing this
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I’ve also deactivated Facebook, deleted Threads. Likely gonna axe TikTok. I still like Insta and don’t have the same dread on it.
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Tbh it was mostly habit at this point, so I just needed to break that habit by making the habit boring.
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Killie Kobby Krown Bonjovi
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My deck is all Magikarps. No one sees it coming.
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Wait this is real???
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