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matthewmjones.bsky.social
Eagerly awaiting the release of the upgraded Torment Nexus: Omniscient Panopticon Edition
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Jesus dude get a fucking clue. I was pointing out the irony that the Murdoch publications has more prominent coverage of the protests than the supposedly left-leaning NYT. Where did I suggest that I “prefer the WSJ to the NYT?” ??!! Are you new to social media or something?
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A world in which private automobiles don’t clog the boundaries of every thoroughfare is almost unimaginable but not impossible
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Small detail but good example of how “Heartland” is racially coded in political speech
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I knew about his very embarrassing Twitter usage but didn't know he'd ever pretended it was a fan account. The Verge did a piece about it back in the day (featuring a horrific quote!) and didn't say anything about pretending to be a fan.
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What a sentence.
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Meanwhile the Wall Street Journal
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Meanwhile the Wall Street Journal:
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Me: loves reading for hours on end; possesses ability to simultaneously drink coffee. AI sycophant: endlessly tweaking a bot army that hallucinates sloppy junk. Otherwise functionally illiterate.
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Big quarter-length socks kinda scene
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This is very Trumpian Truth Social cadence, especially ending in “a truly great place”
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No way! Ugh you’re really missing out!
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And it’s yet another compelling benefit of rank choice voting! Such a political collaboration would be impossible without such a system!
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The part where they say “rank [my name] number one, rank [his name] number two” is so sweet and hilarious
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Hideous. Horrifying. Grotesque. and stupid.
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Omg dude sooo much. I can’t believe I had a friend in High school who got us tickets to see them live.