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Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
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Good morning! It's Friday! Here's a dahlia for you. 🌱

Today is my parents 55th wedding anniversary. Here is my mother’s wedding portrait. She was a babe.

Did she get her boob job in a back alley in Ecuador or something? Those things are bolt on. I would like her to know that there are very skilled surgeons here in the US that can fix that. Also the dress is fugly. All I see is Ralphie’s brother. “I can’t put my arms down!”

This is now like 99% locked & loaded. I've cross-referenced & corroborated everything. After a decade of investigating Adnan's case, it feels like the finish line is finally in sight.

I am really digging my current work in progress.

The Department of Public Works has granted a permit to a Rare Leo Productions to close the David McCullough (16th Street) Bridge in Pittsburgh during parts of June 28 and 29 as well as July 3, 4, 7, and 8 for a film shoot. Learn more: bit.ly/3ZRVwjT

Who needs snapdragons tonight?

What is this, Westley? How is that comfortable?

Holy shit, y’all. *fans self*

UUUUGGGHHH 🥵🫠

#thedreadpuppyroberts thinks we should all go back to bed for a cuddle.

It is officially too hot for hot food so tonight I got premade chicken salad which I ate with celery sticks as a delivery method and I had cold macaroni salad as a side. Dessert was Reese’s sticks straight from the fridge. I actually really enjoyed it.

Monday morning dahlia flower. 🌱

The temp when I got in my Jeep to drive home; the temp it was 5 min later when I got there. It’s gross.

It’s too bad Westley isn’t more photogenic. #thedreadpuppyroberts

WTF is going on in Robinson township today? We’ve seen 5 cops in .25 mi - 3 Robinson Twp, 1 Statie, 1 Allegheny county. All near shopping center entrances. is it 🧊??

Is that what the kids are calling it these days.