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Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
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Westley helped himself to Chris’ martini and now he’s passed out on my knee. (He’s fine. He took 2 sips)

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

I say again… (My hair fought being braided every step of the way. What usually take 10-15 min, took 30.)

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Connections was complete bullshit today.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Axolotl adventurer

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

Ahh Pittsburgh. Sunny in one direction, end of time in the other.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

My daylilies bloomed!

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Good morning! It's Friday! Here's a dahlia for you. 🌱

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Today is my parents 55th wedding anniversary. Here is my mother’s wedding portrait. She was a babe.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Did she get her boob job in a back alley in Ecuador or something? Those things are bolt on. I would like her to know that there are very skilled surgeons here in the US that can fix that. Also the dress is fugly. All I see is Ralphie’s brother. “I can’t put my arms down!”

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

This is now like 99% locked & loaded. I've cross-referenced & corroborated everything. After a decade of investigating Adnan's case, it feels like the finish line is finally in sight.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I am really digging my current work in progress.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Department of Public Works has granted a permit to a Rare Leo Productions to close the David McCullough (16th Street) Bridge in Pittsburgh during parts of June 28 and 29 as well as July 3, 4, 7, and 8 for a film shoot. Learn more: bit.ly/3ZRVwjT

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Who needs snapdragons tonight?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

What is this, Westley? How is that comfortable?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit, y’all. *fans self*

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UUUUGGGHHH 🥵🫠

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#thedreadpuppyroberts thinks we should all go back to bed for a cuddle.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It is officially too hot for hot food so tonight I got premade chicken salad which I ate with celery sticks as a delivery method and I had cold macaroni salad as a side. Dessert was Reese’s sticks straight from the fridge. I actually really enjoyed it.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments