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mattkirshen.bsky.social
Writer of the Complete Works of Shakespeare http://www.mattkirshen.com
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“My hotel room key stopped working a day early at exactly noon so they definitely programmed it wrong but the receptionist said, ‘Perhaps you put it close to your phone and it demagnetized.’”

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Cool that a stopped clock’s right twice a day but they should have a system to tell you when that is, or what’s the point?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that they’ve made a movie where the friggen *Wicked Witch of the West*, the actual evil lady who cackles and does despicable things, the fact they’ve made a movie where she’s the good guy? That tells you pretty much everything you need to know about society today.

submitted 208 days ago • 333 comments

Hamilton Nolan is always on point, but today he is especially on point. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...

submitted 10 days ago • 17 comments

Another good man cancelled by woke

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Soy milk? Hola milk, soy papá

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Just realised AI bros are like incels but for anyone who has or can make stuff. Indulls?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks to everyone who came to see me in Europe. So. Much. Fun. Next up is America. Tickets are available here sarahmillican.co.uk My podcast is @standardissueuk.bsky.social

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

Girl-bossed too hard and now I’ve been summoned to a girl-ployment tribunal.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

[Paul McCartney voice] Spu-uds Mackenzie Chugging a beer, he’s a dog but he acts like a guy No one knows why

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

submitted 36 days ago • 80 comments

What's the German word for when you accidentally do a happy birthday post for a FB friend who's died?

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Wait so Max was HBO Max all along?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The last time i performed in London was 1989 - the comedy store in Leicester Square after my shift at the Odeon West End. It was an open mic, I was wearing my uniform. I just watched “high spirits“ 26 times and I got to see Princess Diana and Prince Charles go to the premiere of Roger Rabbit

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

He’s his own Bo Selecta mask

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

As if Brechtian puppetry doesn’t exist

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Still think it’s harsh that all the losing Pope candidates get burned

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

What the…?! -Frank A. Scism when he gets back to his car

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

who is this even for

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Remove a letter ruin a film: Missisippi Burning

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I hope it’s not slavery 😕

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Is the Pope gig accepting self-tapes?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

This is from my USA citizenship test. Most of the correct answers are now apparently evidence of being un-American, and cause for deportation.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Will I understand Post Malone if I haven’t seen Pre Malone?

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Sick of explaining that I bought my 'I love Elon Musk, particularly when he does Nazi salutes' t-shirt before he went crazy

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Watch out, it's April Fools' Day today.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Idea for a show: “Himprov” It’s like improv but male

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Next week Governor Newsom’s honored guest will be the cancer that killed Jimmy Carter

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Trump! Is not! Acting! Against! Antisemitism! He does not give a shit about Jews! Neither does his administration! His unelected favorite billionaire openly made a nazi salute! Why are journalists taking him and his admin at his word about anything to do with antisemitism! Why why why!!!

submitted 102 days ago • 9 comments

Agreed. Watch it, share it.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Liberal Qanon just dropped

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I’m on a seafood diet… I ‘see food’ and I eat it! (As long as it’s fish or an aquatic mollusk)

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

You say Hitler was racist but it was a different time back then

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments