mattkirshen.bsky.social
Writer of the Complete Works of
Shakespeare
http://www.mattkirshen.com
116 posts
368 followers
132 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
comment in response to
post
Hi knife murderer here. It’s because we don’t want to dirty up our murder trousers.
comment in response to
post
😂
comment in response to
post
Wait your neighbour is a celebrity who has a cat, or your regular neighbour has a celebrity cat?
comment in response to
post
Beware. One of my uncle’s experimental cheeses went awry and he’s forever stuck in the Other Realm.
comment in response to
post
“All Spaniards are the same”
THIS ISN’T TRUE YOU JINGOISTIC WANKER
comment in response to
post
You can’t send ChatGPT down a slide. That guy may have the last future proof job.
comment in response to
post
He’s one of those joke candidates who’s always on the podium for the big counts.
comment in response to
post
youtu.be/ko_mak2JpPQ
comment in response to
post
Satsuma Burned My Dick On A Satsuma
comment in response to
post
Also interesting! Thank you for the link.
comment in response to
post
That’s an interesting one. Has it been controlled/tested for causation?
Since neurodiversity is known to be in-part genetic, is it possible that ND men on average have kids later in life than those with more social ease, and that’s the reason for the correlation?
comment in response to
post
Our (indoor) kitten had to stay at a friend’s for a few hours. She forgot about an open window and he was gone. 3 hours of street searching, poster printing and door knocking later he crawled out of the inside of her couch.
comment in response to
post
While this is obviously witless, surely he isn’t fantasizing about his kid working on the line?
In his world his kids own the factory, or they’re the factory’s lawyer, or they have an unrelated job but exist at the same time as American factories.
comment in response to
post
Ha! No it isn't! It was yesterday, you stupid piece of shit.
comment in response to
post
Somewhere there’s a family that has a story about the time the guy from Silicon Valley broke into their home and demanded dinner.
comment in response to
post
Que Sarah/Sara