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mattloxley.bsky.social
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fans stunned as i cancel nothing do to my non brain disorder

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Rainy days ahead

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My new drawing.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Good news! I'll be in the new film 'Gollum Returns' I play a digital pebble

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My new drawing

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

yes its true im the new popes human ottoman

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

This root beer chapstick tastes like root beer and old bandages I win twice!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I 69 with myself to save time

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Really hope that after we all die the new currency is called covid. "10 COVIDS FOR THE LITTLE ROBOT!"

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

you have a muscle car? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR MUSCLE CAR

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just glad the uhaul truck I opened had a bunch of free unwrapped candy

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Just let out a sigh so deep that my whole body deflated

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

Im gonna be in the new king kong movie i play a digital shrub

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

they're sending trump to eat the popes body!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

similar to my legs and most peanut butter brands measles is spreading!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

he was the people's soap

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I've been drinking purell every time I have a negative thought and now I have no thoughts at all just a bunch of nosebleeds and brain pains!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Unlucky: went for a walk in the rain and dissolved right as I was passing over a drainage grate

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

my new drawing

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

saw a cake that was called tuxedo baby cake and that was good for a short chuckle

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

mr beast locked me in a cage and made me oink so i could see my parents again. great guy.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

the tension between the desire to experience deep feelings and the desire to attain cold safety

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

nothing really matters tonight

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

currently trying to trade trump a smelly sock for a gold bar

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

trying to form an alert circle of one

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

rare little treat

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

You must have put on your romance-repellent raincoat before leaving the house

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My new drawing

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My newest drawing

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

one looming threat

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I was readying my hyperbaric chamber when outta nowhere my friend jordan asks "you eat reeses for breakfast!?"

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

My phone offered me a daily joke so i accepted and it just took a selfie and robotically said "u bitch"

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

more like spring broke

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

can we just cut to a robot bashing my skull in?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Someone give me a job ill clean your house or watch/walk your dog

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

getting soggy and falling apart emotionally

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

My new drawing

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

expected tonight

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

our structures are rotting

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

my new drawing

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

can someone thank Brian Eno for keeping me alive?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Today seems like a good day to spin violently off my axis

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

My new drawing

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

my new drawing

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments