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mattloxley.bsky.social
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the air quality is poor similar to my attitude and financial situation

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such a strong need to be appreciated.

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They’re introducing different types of dust particles into my food this week

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

fans stunned as i cancel nothing do to my non brain disorder

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

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Rainy days ahead

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My new drawing.

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Good news! I'll be in the new film 'Gollum Returns' I play a digital pebble

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My new drawing

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yes its true im the new popes human ottoman

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This root beer chapstick tastes like root beer and old bandages I win twice!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I 69 with myself to save time

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Really hope that after we all die the new currency is called covid. "10 COVIDS FOR THE LITTLE ROBOT!"

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

you have a muscle car? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR MUSCLE CAR

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I'm just glad the uhaul truck I opened had a bunch of free unwrapped candy

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Just let out a sigh so deep that my whole body deflated

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

Im gonna be in the new king kong movie i play a digital shrub

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they're sending trump to eat the popes body!

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

similar to my legs and most peanut butter brands measles is spreading!

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he was the people's soap

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I've been drinking purell every time I have a negative thought and now I have no thoughts at all just a bunch of nosebleeds and brain pains!

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Unlucky: went for a walk in the rain and dissolved right as I was passing over a drainage grate

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my new drawing

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saw a cake that was called tuxedo baby cake and that was good for a short chuckle

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mr beast locked me in a cage and made me oink so i could see my parents again. great guy.

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the tension between the desire to experience deep feelings and the desire to attain cold safety

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

nothing really matters tonight

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

currently trying to trade trump a smelly sock for a gold bar

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

trying to form an alert circle of one

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rare little treat

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You must have put on your romance-repellent raincoat before leaving the house

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My new drawing

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

My newest drawing

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

one looming threat

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I was readying my hyperbaric chamber when outta nowhere my friend jordan asks "you eat reeses for breakfast!?"

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My phone offered me a daily joke so i accepted and it just took a selfie and robotically said "u bitch"

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

more like spring broke

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

can we just cut to a robot bashing my skull in?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Someone give me a job ill clean your house or watch/walk your dog

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

getting soggy and falling apart emotionally

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

My new drawing

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

expected tonight

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

our structures are rotting

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