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Amateur woodworker. Professional wordworker. I like my coffee black, my dogs scruffy, and my commas Oxford. The world's preeminent scholar on what is, and what is not, The Fast and the Furious.
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Alt text doesn’t do those outstanding sunnies justice but in fairness they’d be a challenge to describe in writing
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Ah yes, but as a bold flavor, it must be used cautiously.
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Post your venmo and dip!
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YELLOW CARD FOUL, player number stschorey, for putting Foucault in my feed
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sprinkle some fries on those CUP CAKES
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Bought my first pair of readers at Lowe’s for $6. Went through checkout, paid, then thought “well at that price I might as well pick up a couple more to have around the house” and went back through checkout again.
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These stories do in fact hit harder in Greene County, Iowa.
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Captain Ahab gets knocked out by a stray oar and is visited by the ghosts of three whales…
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Tell me you didn’t grow up in a lumberjack camp without telling me. Sheesh.
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(Fully understanding absolutely massive land area, sprawl, distinctive neighborhoods and conurbation of greater Los Angeles area but saying it anyway) ok but most people across the country understand 17 miles apart as not far, right?