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Now does it make sense, Donny?

With so much abject capitulation to Trump by rich, scared men, it’s affirming and a high honor to highlight when women have stood up firmly against him this week. My write-up on three such women: https://buff.ly/4avog60

South Korean lawmakers have already moved to impeach Yoon Suk Yeol after his martial law fiasco. That’s what courage in the legislative branch looks like. Too bad we have none of that here.

My writing process is usually: a) I got this b) well, fuck c) wait that part was real good d) wait no that part sucks e) I am a god of this place f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here g) oh man I just figured it all out h) mistakes were made I) existential dread

as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd

Hey so NC5 got the field sobriety test from TN Senate GOP caucus chair Senator Ken Yager’s DUI after a hit-and-run crash in Georgia, and we can’t help but notice he appears to have forgotten to use the restroom before he started driving. Full: www.newschannel5.com/news/authori...

would be great to have a liberal tabloid that regularly told the public about the depraved shit happening in red america, especially the "conservative church crime wave"

A beaut of a #FoxOfTheDay today , thank you @davidhateley !

if you were considering being mean to me, don't bother. i spent all weekend watching old episodes of weird racist public access tv shows from 30 years ago. nothing can hurt me worse than what i've chosen to do to myself.

Why is ‘radical leftist’ used as an insult? 😂 It’s radical to want people to have healthcare? Better to be a radical leftist than a radical fascist.

watching that Netflix documentary about Jon-Benet Ramsey and i feel like everyone involved in making child beauty pageants exist should be in prison

The Moscow puppet government in Georgia decided to attack pro-democracy protestors with water cannons, pepper spray, tear gas, and rubber bullets, the protestors responded with the equivalent of a fireworks mini gun. #georgiaprotests

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“The Democrats can’t just oppose everything Trump does.” Why not? He doesn’t want to help the country, why should they help him? Republicans didn’t help Clinton, Obama or Biden but we have to be the better people? How has that been working out?

who has two thumbs and is never posting on x again? this God 👍😇👍

Hard agree.

This is pretty funny.

What’s worse? (1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times (2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show

One more time, for those who took the day off…

The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing

Haha I just tried to reply “SCOTUS fucked us” and it autocorrected to “SCOTUS fucked U.S.” Yep.

They make take our lives, but they will NEVER! TAKE!! OUR SHIT-POSTS!!!

THE DIVINE PLAN: 1. Leftists unite on Bluesky, block weirdos 2. We watch 30 Rock reruns a little less and support each other’s podcasts and videos 3. Thrice-weekly LPAC conventions to celebrate our leftist media echo chamber 4. Find leftist WWE wrestlers to run for office 5. Take country back

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!

You really can’t make this up. Scott Bessent was in fact Soros’s protégé! MAGA’s gonna need a new antisemitic conspiracy…

In the last two weeks, we have seen many of our institutions and media bow down to Trump. Tomorrow, I'm sharing some of my favorite writers who are uncompromisingly pro-democracy. Support Democracy Docket to receive. www.democracydocket.com/member-me/

i love it when a story has everything. oath keepers. gold fringe on the flag. g gordon liddy. ricin. treason accusations. biblical prophecy. and it’s all just a silly little time because nobody gets shot, blown up, or molested in this episode.

What do those hateful bigoted maga dumbfucks think happens in women’s bathrooms? Do they think we’d see someone’s penis? Do they think we’re all just walking around in there with our vaginas hanging out?

Sick and tired of political influencers who act like they care and then fellate the establishment figures that just lost the most important election of our lives because all they actually care about is access

Last year, when I was at MSNBC, I did a 10-minute deep-dive into RFK Jr's anti-vaxxer role in the measles outbreak that killed dozens and dozens of kids in Samoa. I hope every Senator voting in his confirmation process for HHS knows about this crucial and awful story:

It’s been 24 hours and I’ve gained 30k followers. Everyone wants to see God get the Bluesky butterfly tatted on his ass.

Leak the report. Pass it on

They will be loyal to Donald Trump.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."

This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.

Hi, I’m God. Sorry to be so political on main but I’m sick and tired of this fascism shit, medammit. Thanks for letting God vent, God