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matub.online
Packers, making stuff, whisk(e)y, lifting, and crude humor. Words for @acmepackingco.bsky.social. One third of Reporting As Eligible. I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
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My wife: does this sundress look ok? It's not too short? Me:

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Today my wife got this swimsuit for my son. My daughter said he can't have it because he doesn't know how to surf. My wife proceeded to cackle because she knows about one of the best memes ever

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Landlords actually cited the 3rd amendment in lawsuits during the COVID eviction freezes because they had military in their buildings not paying rent. Man that was some tasty schadenfreude

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

4yo: Daddy guess what What 4yo: when I was a baby, I didn't even have a name. And guess what What 4yo: the void is not relaxing ...what 4yo: the void. It's not relaxing. Literally. (Walks away) ...WHAT

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I'm traveling in a few weeks and couldn't find my IEMs. I grabbed the KBEAR KS2s since they're only $25 and have been putting them through their paces REMINDER that September by EWF is the best layman's headphone test Guitar back left Bongos back right Bass groove up the middle Vocals everywhere

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment