matub.online
Packers, making stuff, whisk(e)y, lifting, and crude humor. Words for @acmepackingco.bsky.social. One third of Reporting As Eligible.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
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If I don't insult you, it means I don't like you.
You should see the shit Monte and I send to each other
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I'm just trying to razz you in your native language.
If you were a kay beck oh I would hassle you with broken French
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Fuckin eh right bud. It's hotterinfuck out there. I honestly think yer fucked in the head livin there buddy but whatever man, go for it.
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I make car parts for the American working man, because that's who I am and that's who I care about.
The truth is I make car parts because I'M a hell of a salesman and he doesn't know any better
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You're in a trap beat bro country band? I'm assuming you'll be in the radio soon
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Do you know a good DJ? WE SHOULD START A BAND
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This all started because I thought of the line "Gonna go to church and have an orgy. In the sanctuary, no clergy" and couldn't stop laughing at it.
The song really turned into a war crime, though.
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Weird name-searching Elvis apologist popped up outta fuckin NOWHERE
this place finally feels like a real social media!
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You're weird.
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Out of respect for Chazz (RIP) and his love of Elvis Presley, I will not continue the verse as it besmirches the name of said thieving pop star.
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SO THIS MUST MEAN I'M DISCUSS TING
BUT IT'S JUST ME I'M JUST OBSCENE
AYYY
Though I'm not the first king of controversy, I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
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I'm 2x the age of an intern who just started
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Imagine not having to hold back a wolf whistle every single time you see your significant other.
Couldn't be me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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His career has been extended WELL beyond his efficacy because of it.
But it probably sucked in high school
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Mcdoodie is hittin that baby 450, minimum.
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why does he look exactly like this guy
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My dumb ass going "What's so bad about Dee are ee um? Oh like Diary! Dia...oh no."
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Albatross
Bar down
Junk
Jumbo
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When you see a loose ball you gotta be sure to PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUUUUUUP
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What if a nuke from Iran was just launched AND it has a slur painted on the side?
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Shit, who died?
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This is what's in my kids' play area. Soft as hell, hasn't lost any color, and I've never had to pull a weed in that section.
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Recycled Tire Mulch >>>>>>
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I'm assuming you have consumed the Amazon series based on those books, Stinky and Dirty.
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Scrubs only worked because it was written by the team behind Avenue Q and Book of Mormon.
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*JRs face when he remembers I played the kid who got shot to death while singing about little people*
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Why did I hear "TOASTYYYY" when he popped into the play
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Oh and also I forgot to mention the fascist police state stuff. Not good!
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Yeah dude, can you believe it?!
Who's gonna be CB1? they don't have a true boundary guy anymore
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(getting ready for bed)
Hey buddy, what IS the void?
4yo: (gently places hand on 7yo's shoulder) my sister can tell you
7yo: it's like a black hole in space
4yo: and if it sucks you in it would really really hurt
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Trying to join in on the other side's echo chamber is just playing chess with a pigeon. I'm good.
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If I'm sitting in a quiet place and listening to music, I use a set of open back cans
I started wearing IEMs because I was working in an ~85db place and wanted noise isolation.
Wore them on a plane once and never looked back. Being dead to the world rules.
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tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
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He plays himself in Cars and his name is Darrell Cartrip
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Nah, she's talented
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It's good with really young stuff and white dog.
Anything complex doesn't work well.
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Facebook relationship status: it's complicated
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That looks like a pregnant grand Cherokee with a shitty wrap.
WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY
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That poor couch
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I have an intern who was born after I entered high school.
It really fucks with my head
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Damn Skippy.
MEATWAGON
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Thiccmas
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Fuck you man, I've got dozens of years left! DOZENS