Profile avatar
maureenjohnsonbooks.com
she/her Author. Not the one from Rent. https://linktr.ee/maureenjohnson
1,362 posts 17,301 followers 678 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 31 Comments 19

Maris is a legend, and this is a greta read.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I am not surreeee of the humansssssss

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

This rambling, evil monologue by @‪kirstengillibrand.bsky.social deserves a few things. One, for her office phone lines/email to be LIT UP: www.gillibrand.senate.gov/contact/

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My morning at the gym with the guy who can’t handle Zohran’s winning the primary:

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A horrific decision.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Our statement in response to the Supreme Court ruling in Mahmoud v Taylor. Image thread with alt text. 1/4

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com was bench pressing her usual 200lbs when her phone rang. “Hello?” she said. “I am calling to talk with you about your car’s extended warranty,” the voice explained. “I don’t have time for this,” Maureen said softly among the bustle of the gym. She ate her phone.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Also, it's not the books that are the problem here. Have at the books. It's that the store specifically doesn't want to give money to a person/organization doing aggressive anti-trans work.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Preemptively, because there's always one: people should be able to buy any book they want, including Harry Potter. And you can. Easily. But a store can choose not to stock books when the author clearly states that profits from sales are going to a hate group, as in this case.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

She looks like she's trapped in a collar bomb from Etsy.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Me, all day yesterday to my kids: it's hot commie summer lmao and everyone wants merch 15, this morning: oh btw I made this last night

submitted 2 days ago • 105 comments

SO THIRSTY.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Today! There's an election in New York and a war in the Middle East and it's hot everywhere but hey at least @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com are around to hash it all out. Or something. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/fiv...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I've always found the idea of the baby box so beautiful and sensible. Here's the Finnish one. Everyone gets one after delivering a baby, full of supplies. The box itself has a mattress and serves as a bed for the baby: www.kela.fi/maternitypac...

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The amount of genuine amazement that the Democratic old guard is feeling right now must be astonishing. Because they really, truly don't seem to know that making a strong push for Doing Things and Helping People is...not only what people want, but THEIR ACTUAL JOB.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments

Cuomo is feeling deflated tonight. It's our job to make sure he deflates until he is fully flat. Then we can tape him to the underside of a frisbee and throw him into an active tire fire.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

submitted 3 days ago • 246 comments

Nothing has endeared Brad Lander to me like seeing him regularly trash talk Andrew Cuomo bitterly into a hot mic

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Look, just because we beat Cuomo tonight doesn't mean this is time to stop punching him in the junk.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I need a syringe to inject this into my veins.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Did we...did we do it?

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

The person in front of me had specifically registered by the deadline to be prepared to vote today. His name was not registered. He had to step to the side to fill out an affidavit ballot. They had been seeing it all morning.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

WE LOST BIG BALLS.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

oh no

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

*hotness intensifies*

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Got my I Voted sticker. Didn't rank the hell out of Cuomo. Ranked Zohran number one. Not the worst start to a day in 2025 but it is only 10:30.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

New Yorkers going out in 700 degree heat out of their sheer hate of Cuomo and this once in a lifetime chance of getting a non-clown mayor.

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

Gotta go not rank Cuomo. *puts on hat*

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

This is great stuff. Walking Manhattan MAKES SENSE. We are New Yorkers. We walk everywhere. We are out. The city changes from block to block. Meeting people MATTERS. I am voting tomorrow, and I'm voting Zohran.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments