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My grandma made homemade tortillas for us. We asked her to write down the recipe. - Add flour. Look at the bowl. - Add water. Mix. Look again. - Pinch of salt - Add Crisco or Manteca. Listen to the bowl. Look again. Flatten the tortillas and put them in the iron skillet. Eat.

I miss him and his VP.

come on down to Honest Don's car lot, where the Teslas are just EXPLODING in value!!!

"A renowned medical school whose faculty helped treat a young cancer survivor honored this week by President Donald Trump is facing potentially devastating funding cuts because of the White House."

Once again I am suggesting that you break some rules for practice. Get comfortable with breaking rules. When the rules are hurting other people, the right thing to do is break them. We need people who follow their moral code over the rules of their society, university, employer, and government.

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

Now they’re just punking us! ~ me, multiple times a day

In 2025 America, trans people account for a little less than 1% of the population. In 1933 Germany, Jews accounted for a little less than 1% of the population.

Life’s too short to act your age.

Is it still an alien abduction if I packed a suitcase?

Someone: It’s always darkest before dawn. Me: Well no shit, Sherlock.

What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't

In these dark and scary times, when the world is slowly descending into a dark and bleak nightmare of humanity's own making, please take a moment in your day to think about penguins.

my friend asked for help because his neighbor broke into his house and is occupying his kitchen and one of his bathrooms, I'd help him but he didn't even try to negotiate with the intruder all he has to do is give up those rooms and this nightmare will be over

I love how tender this is. By Ada Limón.

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

PLEASE SHARE!! I made a gofundme to help with services for my 2 year old son who passed last week. Anything helps. gofund.me/28ce6182

What I learned from Prince and Muhammad Ali was that it’s possible to love yourself so much that everybody else does, too.

He could use an editor.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Once the new world order is created we should meet for brunch

And who they didn't like

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

The big orange monster who talks like a four year old. Thinks he’s a king. He’s a common fopdoodle. He is no king.

What's my 5 year plan? Involuntary commital.

Actually, cat is short for catastrophe.

inviting you on an all paid all inclusive nervous breakdown