mauserfrau.bsky.social
Dirty fiction, art, surreal texts, desert mayhem and drinking chianti straight out of the bottle. Bothering the internet since last century. I am the problem. 21+, please 🍷. Banner by @darlingafterdark .
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How EXCITING!!!
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I've been awful at 90% of what I've tried to do in my life. I regret trying close to 0%. Small regret for an incidental burn I got trying to make a jeweled eyeball sculpture.
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Seconding this HARD. It is the most freeing thing.
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I've read you mad. You're a two at least when you're done-done.
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Yay! I'm so happy you're enjoying it! I had mine with Effie's biscuits + a teensy bit of butter. It goes great with sweet things. I bet that will be delicious.
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"hiring corporate entities to manage your finanaces"
I have zero clue what zine this thread is in regards to, but WHO DOES THAT!? Don't involve corpos with zines. That's like throwing elemental sodium in a lake. And it defeats the purpose of the zine!
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I think about this tweet constantly
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It's impossible to talk about this IP and sound sober.
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I wrote roughly 600,000 words of WK fanfic. I couldn't forget it if I tried XD.
Btw, I'm not even the top five wordcounts for fics in that fandom. Glass Houses was at 1.2 million words last time I checked.
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The homoerotic soccer cheating.
>>>none of us are kidding
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'Rails' is not a concept in Weiss Kreuz.
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Thank you so much for the awesome art! 💙❤️💙❤️
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They don't tell you that "election interference" might actually just be "stuff a bored sitcom writer came up with."
(I swear all of this is real)