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political comms guy / Hoosier transplant to our nation’s capital / kolin is my boyfriend :) / game show nut / tweets dont represent my employer’s views 💵: $maxmaaxmaaax
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Max watched another movie!

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Folks he’s watched another 2000s comedy

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How we doin this Friday, gang?

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Metrobus driver blew right by my stop and hit a red light so I ran up to it with my mini-cart of groceries, knocked on the door and screamed “you blew past my stop” I got myself on that damn bus 😭

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Slowly getting to where I want to be for the summer with my fitness goals 😊

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I was about to use this meme to make a joke about living with bipolar disorder and then I realized that it’s literally made from a chart used to describe bipolar disorder episodes 😭

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Nevermind he just farted

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You don’t understand I’d give up my kidney for him now

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The RFK Effect

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Is what I just put on Snapchat bear-face coded?

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They sent me whey too much, ngl

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This cut seems to be doing the dang thing

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I couldn’t find my phone after a night at a friends and my boyfriend as a last ditch resort looked outside our window and saw it on the street near our apartment. Somehow, we went down and miraculously were able to get it unscathed after it had sat there for likely 15 minutes 😭

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Met this cute guy at the gym - should I give him my number? 😖

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Dinner, drinks, and a show with this beaut for Valentine’s Day 😊♥️

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Roses are red Violets are blue I’m not that good at poems but I kindaaaa really really really love you ♥️

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

workworkworkworkwork

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Abs are slowly starting to come in 😊

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Watched a short film while on the bus

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Late night movie with the boyf :)

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Vibing at the gay bah, ask me things if ya want

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Just wrote my capstone topic outline in a four hour, late-night blur after putting it off for two weeks and it actually looks really good

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Have I mentioned that I’m not a fan of leg days?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Been doing ab workouts again for this cut but typically default to the same video each time - anybody have any good personal video recommendations that really have gotten them good results? Bonus points if it’s weighted and 15 min or under 😇

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Got a haircut with this dapper gentleman yesterday

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I go to get a haircut and end up having a conversation with Jeopardy legend Drew Goins. ROOTING FOR YOU TONIGHT, DREW! 🙌

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Another movie! Kristen Wiig has intense BPD, wins the lottery, goes unmedicated, and decides to buy a slot on a local daytime tv channel to host a talk show where the subject is her.

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Max watched another movie because he was not feeling well and called out sick today

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Messages to my boyfriend

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🗣️ HURRY UP IT’S GETTING COLD

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Busting out this great gift from my dad before I head to bed after a loooooong day

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Made the last train home before the DC metro closes can I get a hell yeah?

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

I went rummaging through an old box at my parents’ home and found the funniest thing I think I’ve ever written

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

It’s Wall-E and Eve, not Wall-E and Steve

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Got to see my sister in a fantastic production of the play “Church and State.” She killed it and I’m just so proud of this amazingly talented woman 😊♥️

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My sibling just asked my dad “what band did Eddie Van Halen play in?” 😭

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Coming to you live from my parents makeshift home gym area with good natural lighting 😊

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

A man who knows who he is and what he wants - I respect it

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

Holy shit they gave me a monster slice

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The agony of defeat

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Someone bumped into me and made me spill my drink but nevertheless we vibe. How are we this Friday night?

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Thankful to be with these amazing goyls back home in Indianapolis

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Was around my dad for like five minutes while he was smoking a cigar in the garage and now my shirt smells like it

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