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such a waste of exogenous testosterone. think about how many buff trans guys we could have instead

trump take weather radar. and also egg

**EIGHTY** of you follow this grifter account. Unfollow @altnps.bsky.social already, jeez.

this is the way

if hell does not exist we can build it for the people doing this

Obama and Biden may think they are honoring the office of the presidency by keeping quiet at a moment like this — if so that’s just preening vanity — they owe it to the office and to the Republic that until last month it served to speak up loudly and clearly and without relent.

I do feel bad for the lady who thought Trump would make IVF free and then got fired from her public sector job, but since political correctness is now dead, I'm also allowed to say I think she's dumb as bricks.

jeff bezos is would fail philosophy 101. "freedom is ethical — it minimizes coercion." yeah, i and assume coercion is unethical because it's a denial of freedom. circular reasoning dipshit

not many people know this, but the sticker is actually supposed to go on the front of the ipad. for symmetry

today i discovered the song "pi" by kate bush. unfortunately she gets pi wrong after singing about 100 digits

i'm far too good at smash for someone who doesn't know or care how to play it and my friends hate me for it

i suddenly remembered that grimes (poor thing) wrote a song about elon musk, the greatest gamer in the world

an accurate description of donald trump's character is per se libel. an accurate description of his policies is a call for revolution. one of his great superpowers is that he generates self-censoring facts.

today really feels like the first day of spring and it has put me in such an aggressively good mood

👋 from the Swift team, now on Bluesky!

smelled the daffodils at work so hard i now can't stop sneezing 🌼

Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Bob Jobs, Bob Cash, Bob Constitution, Bob Vaccines, Bob Air Traffic Controllers

elon musk is addicted to causing plane crashes

controversial opinion but i think if you're going to celebrate the 50th anniversary of SNL you should not do it on sunday night

roses are red violets are blue singular they predates singular you

i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

10 try to focus on work 20 get overwhelmed by it all 30 take break 40 check phone 50 get overwhelmed by it all 60 goto 10

Are taxes still happening?

i gotta say it feels particularly ridiculous to be editing my little spreadsheets at work while the entire federal government is being dismantled

arrest the traitor elon musk already

my ancestors survived much more competent fascists trying to wipe them out, I'm not letting some 19 year old named Ghett Fundtly in the Epic Memes Department erase me

American citizens should not have to enter into a contract with a private company (that’s an X account signup!) to receive government communications

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

elon musk is committing treason against the united states of america. that's not remotely hyperbole

can you call your senator and ask him to do something about this? mine keeps ignoring my voicemails

maybe there was actually a pretty good reason for the 14th amendment to have banned insurrectionists who tried to overthrow the government from serving in government and the decision to just decide it was a dead letter and ignore it was a horrible mistake?

can’t believe it was actually about who owns the means of production all along!

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot