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maxpmagee.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, TCSP Sherlockian, Human Being, in that order? Playing first lobster in the nativity play this year. 🦞
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Resistance is never futile. #StandUpForScience

Do you think the Orange Menace's favorite dinosaur is the Tyrannis-saur? 🦖

Exactly!

So, what am I suppose to do with all these monkeys? #shakespeare #monkey

This is the type of insightful snark I come here for.

As someone who spent years reporting on Zuckerberg, I've struggled to find something coherent to say about today. Then @cwarzel.bsky.social reminded me of my old reporting. This is what a FB employee said to me in 2020 after Zuckerberg addressed workers following FB-enabled violence in Kenosha, WI.

@jtharvey.bsky.social Welcome, fellow traveler!

My message to Zuck

SIMPLY HAVING A

Just discovered a hole in the inside pocket of my work bag. Inside the lining of my bag have just found 5 lip balms, 3 really good pens, 2 sets of house keys, an AirPod case and every hair band everyone has ever mislaid. Like a very mundane, non-bird-based 12 days of Christmas

Embroidery helps, though

Hope they're all ok.

To me, the craziest thing is that while the U.S. is out here building all these houses, Canada has built only TWO in the last 75 years!

Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate

I want a list and I will visit each one twice.

Hear hear!

I think God's right on this one.

I knew it was a feta complete that this would happen with a cheesy poet like Brian B. Those who dairy, do.