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Embracing my old man era. If you know me in person...no you don't. Parent | Bad Ass | Friend ❤️s Puns | Nerdy Stuff | 🐦/🦖| Fart Jokes 💨 | Carbs
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the worst part of transitioning is that I am now vulnerable to being brought to people's yards via milkshake-based trickery

Yo remember when that Olympic pole vaulter lost because his dong got in the way That was a fun day. Not like now.

Had a great time listening to @mkracht.bsky.social while at Changing Hands in Phoenix with my mom. He makes me feel cool about being an old man watching birds. 🐦

I'm convinced everyone that styles their hair this way is a villain. Prove me wrong.

Just cos you can, doesn't mean you should.

Colbert nails it

This fool is upset about "transgender men playing in women's sports". I say, I agree. Lol IF you don't even know the terminology, sit DOWN, bro.

Breaking: 10 NYT writers think trans rights are the least important and attacks on the trans community aren’t that bad. Least surprising news ever.

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸

Me trying to hit on my wife and tell her she's beautiful: "ArE yOu BLinD?!"

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

Surely people won't give in to this steaming pile of poop AGAIN. *sees headline about Donald Trump* Oh yeah...

Thinking about this a lot lately…🙃

ICONIC: Yosemite National Park workers just hung an upside-down American flag—THOUSANDS of feet up on El Capitan. That’s not decoration. That’s a distress signal. They’re telling us the country is in danger. Are you paying attention? www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/art...

. Stop waking up, going to work, and pretending everything is normal. ITS NOT! Every day you play along, you’re helping them tighten their grip. Disrupt. Resist. Refuse to comply. Because if we don’t stop this now, there won’t be anything left to save. #RESIST ✊ #STOPWORKING

In related news, I learned who Pedro Pascal was in 2020...

If I make it through the next 7 years just to be taken out by an asteroid, Imma be pissed. IF. *IF*

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Why is it AOC and Jasmine Crockett are under attack? Because women will save this country. Feckless men like Schumer, Schiff, Fetterman are worthless quislings thinking working with this unconstitutional administration will work out. They should reread history.

I know there's a lot of uncertainty, but we still gotta take care of our own when we can. Please throw a few bucks his way if you can. 🙏🏽

Puberty was too fun the first time around...and needed less hair on head and more on butt.

RIP, Sam. 😔

Wow! This is so cool!! Happy to see changemakers doing important work instead of dismantling it! 5 stars!

The Oregon Trail generation speaks

I mean, they're not even trying to be subtle about it

Things are getting wild on interstate 69

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Was trying to explain to a well-meaning associate yesterday about how devastating these EOs are for #transyouth. She had no idea and I feel like if more people knew, there would be more of a fight.

Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store

When you solve for the wrong problem, not only do you not get the solution, you can cause harm. The President wasted water that was being saved for farmers for a PR stunt. This was harmful, ludicrous, and solved nothing.

Want to see advertisers lose MILLIONS this Sunday? A record-setting low for viewers during the Super Bowl would do that. Money talks and bullshit walks.

I have this on repeat so I can hang on to HOPE.

I'm not so much as doom scrolling but instead mining the timeline for glimmers of hope.

I've been calling Schumer. In case you want to do the same, his number is (202) 224-6542 and the script I have been using is: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Bueller? Bueller?

(me watching burglars break all the windows and climb into my house) “Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum and Donald Trump each announce their agreement to pause tariffs for a month. Sheinbaum beat Trump to alerting the public. You can see what Trump left out of his message.

it needs to be said that while democratic elected officials are trying to get into the USAID building which was shut down by musk, CNN and MSNBC are showing the entirety of a trump press conference.

Indivisible is urging people to visit their senators' local offices between now and Thursday to demand that they use every tool—including denying a quorum and blocking unanimous consent—to fight the confirmation of Project 2025 architect Russell Vought for head of OMB docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I've had to apologize profusely to my totally real girlfriend in Canada (who is a model) over these tariffs.

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

I have felt hopeless the last few days, but reading these comments have restored it. Everyone is tired of the bullshit and there are more of us than them.