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maxxquin.bsky.social
I hold the World Record along with three Olympic medals in the 100M doggy-paddle. I can do a three point turn in just under two points. Welcome to my page. Florida based :)
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how has no one done the thing to the man yet. how have the drugs not done the thing to the man yet. how long do we have to wait for the thing to happen to the man

I’m sorry but y’all coming on here every day and posting “good morning” is giving big boomer Facebook energy

Still using Twitter after Elon did the salute is wild

me nonstop skeeting for a hour then disappearing for days

🙂

You:

Why am I built like this

Ho why is you here?

Hit shuffle and got two Beyoncé songs back to back. Who said god ain’t real?

I'm so glad someone made this

I wanna do this to @topher30.bsky.social 🫢

I caught feelings for my best friends and they aren’t poly

Every time I see someone mention that they’re still on TikTok/IG/X I gag a little. Like I’m not trying to be rude but, couldn’t be me. Y’all really still on those?

It’s almost as if he… don’t miss.

ask and you shall receive

probably easier to behead a king than a president so

Me to me- “I must not hookup with couples. I must not hook up with couples. I must not hookup wi-“ *see a couple* Me-

fantasizing about a world where an opposition congress responds to trump’s attempts to usurp legislative power by defunding the entire white house staff

Today we

A Canadian just cackled at me for wearing a jacket in Florida

Why does my finger look like that

a top is allowed to laugh, while a bottom has to chuckle

Quote with a piece of media that changed your life in some way

DEI never turned off Medicaid. “Woke” didn’t fire the people overseeing our nuclear arsenal. The Green New Deal didn’t terminate FAA employees as planes crashed. Trump and Musk are responsible. Ignore their boogeymen and pay attention to their destruction.

Everyday we stray further from gods light

Every text is a risky text when you have anxiety :D

Delta wasn’t landing their planes upside down when the gay guy was in charge.