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maya. 30. they/she bimbro. black nonbinary baddie. movie enjoyer. weird little guy. fan favorite side character. we have fun here.
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this looks like when in japanese cafes they make the server robots do a little performance and everyone claps politely because it was just 4 tablets driving in a circle to a midi of Mambo No. 5

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i think lately I've been real into digital diy/indie films bc I'm drawn to the unfinished, offputting qualities of them. i took a scroll through prime and was legitimately so put off by the slick UHD poreless neon high contrast of it all that i was like i gotta get out of here...gotta get to tubi..

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cooking on the type of depression where i don't wanna go anywhere or talk to anyone but i am excited to wake up in the morning specifically to drink coffee

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this is very beautiful to me

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 21 The Birth of NERV He Was Aware that He Was Still a Child

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Please bring back the minigame where Shinji punches the wall.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

damn they even have the mysterious loud mechanical/animal groaning in the distance, dharma initiative type beat incoming

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we need a new place on the computer

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

little miss "only receives human touch on special occasions"

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El Final de Evangelion Episodio 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

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clapping after your plane lands is no longer cringe

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I'm the original bimbro

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Groundwork of Evangelion Vol. 1

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just started watching Invincible Fight Girl. this is exactly the kind of thing i would have loved to see as a nerdy little black tomboy anime fan in like 03. definitely feel the lineage of things like teen titans and ultimate muscle

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

got stoned last night and ended up watching an hour of videos about Beyblade

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

old man take a look at my life, i mogged on you

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whenever my cat complains about me not feeding him more than three times a day I have developed a habit of showing him great works of art that depict suffering (The Pieta, The Rape of Lucretia, The Fall of Nineveh) and explain in detail how his own pain greatly exceeds that depicted

submitted 5 days ago • 120 comments

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

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what if you started dating someone only to find out that they are a M I N D F R E A K

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

well that's probably good, right?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

[bene gesserit Voice] park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

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you keep your atelier in such disarray? perhaps this is why you have been unable to produce a masterpiece hm

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 5 Rei, Beyond the Heart Rei I

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"you're not like other girls" actually i really really am. i like trashy reality tv. i get scared walking at night. I don't like it in the butt. I'm really very normal.

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The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

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interview with the vampire is toxic yaoi

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sort > friends > by race

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Neon Genesis Evangelion Stage 24 Dissonance

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Yellowjackets running into a Lost problem of sorts where the main timeline mystery is no longer interesting (how many mysterious letters and tapes can you handle) and the past timeline is also not interesting (believe it or not i was not curious about what coach ben has been up to)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

just started watching interview with the vampire and I've heard a lot about this show but no one bothered to mention that they just made the interviewer Anthony Bourdain lmao

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 20 Of the Shape of Hearts and Humans Weaving a Story 2: Oral Stage

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undefeated

submitted 10 days ago • 108 comments

🗑️ Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid [Live, 1999] 📺 🤔💭👀 #musicsky #rockmusic #90s #alt #live #music

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

"taking 48 aspirins" has become a load bearing phrase in my lexicon. someone's sick? take 48 aspirins. someone's dying? it's because they took 48 aspirins. someone wants to get high? take 48 aspirins.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

removing a THREE POUND BALL of petroleum jelly and carnauba wax from my digestive tract || I ALMOST DIED??? (not clickbait) || medical vlog

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i strongly feel we could fix the nation with a bulworth type situation

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imagine the Every Live Televised Performance With Dark Colors and Synchronized Dancing Is A Satanic Ritual crowd seeing a flash mob in 2010

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what's up guys welcome back to my channel, today I'll be taste testing 37 flavors of lip balm and ranking them on a tier list, let's jump right in

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Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 7 The Works of Man A Human Work

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i hate liking anime bc I'll fr be recommending a show to someone and have to give a caveat like "yeah there's the panty stealing arc in episodes 7-10 but it's plot relevant in terms of setting up the final battle in episode 23"

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 9 Mind, Matching, Moment Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!

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preaching to the choir and everything but like this website just does not have the twitter juice. it lowkey sucks on here lmfao

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment