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Me: doing my job, typing easily, being efficient Some crusty yt man: “How do you work with them nails?!?!” I’m literally showing you how I work with them right now, Greg. Stfu.

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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

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Y’all 🤣 Someone working at Apple is my hero If you have updated, use the dictation feature and say the word “racist” several times. Mine took 3-4.

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I don’t think Elon was bullied nearly enough as a child/teen. There’s just no reason for him to have that level of confidence. Idk what the standards were in whatever private schools he went to, but american public school would’ve fixed him up.

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It's called the Gulf of Mexico.

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I’m in a very swear-y mood tonight so if you need help cussing your ex out hmu and I’ll draft you a few paragraphs. Fuck that guy.

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I don’t know how exactly media literacy got so goddamn low but it makes me deeply afraid. If Kendrick had sat his ass down on the stage and read storybook style to these mfs what allll the symbolism meant they STILL would fucking think “the curtains are just blue” and I can’t.

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“The halftime show was so lame. He didn’t even DO anything. I don’t think it meant anything at all,” whined the white people who haven’t read a fucking book since grade school.

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Is it really “body shaming” if it’s against fascists? Because I have some mean thoughts.

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2SdTCgE/ The NFL starting the featured clip right at “hey drake” 😃 is dirty worrrrrk

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Nikes first Superbowl commercial in 27 years. What a way to pop back out 🔥

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I mean, go birds. 🦅 But also go Kendrick.

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Oh Kendrick 🥺 Keep doing what you do

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Kendrick, do it. We need this so badly.

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My first reaction to this was obviously anger because literally what the fuck. My second in watching it again is how is it humanly possible to be such a fucking dork. Christ this man is a walking ick.

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Don't be daft, folks.

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Keep getting a lot of new follows and 0 interactions. Legit makes me think it’s bots. 🙃

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Found a Webster’s New American Dictionary from 1965 at work today. Here’s some highlights from the “new words” section just 60 years ago.

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Having a time and half finding a contact lens that works for my dry, wonky eyes. Went back my my optometrist’s office to pick up sample #3 to try, and she had this left at the front desk for me. 🥹 We’re both Tampa girlies who’ve found ourselves far from home.

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PSA: The people who work at the businesses you frequent don’t want to talk to you when they’re on lunch. Do not approach their cars and try to get them to chat with you. They are not being paid, this is their alone time, and, tbh, they probably don’t like you. ✌🏻

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To any #packers fans out there, I’m so sorry This is painful 😣

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🤣😂🤣 #Caturday

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It is important to note that the cats are not allowed in kid’s room. Big Kitty is, however, allowed to to stare longingly into the room, waiting for his preferred human to reemerge and love him once more.

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It’s funny to me that for all the sexism and “traditional values” of the South, men down here get real pissy when you remind them it’s improper to spit dip into a clear receptacle in the presence of a lady. Traditional values until it involves any effort on their part, then.

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“Let’s go play in the park,” they said, “it’ll be fun!” My Floridian ass:

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My kid’s better at Crossy Road than you are (or I am). Also yes our Christmas decor is still up. Fight me.

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