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I’m getting this for my wife, she loves a fish that is also something else.

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Retiring in Nantucket whether my wife likes it or not.

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Sometimes, I watch a movie and remember that I really like Simon & Garfunkel.

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Hey internet, quick question. Do you need a recipe to make a quesadilla and do you think you're hot shit when you read one? Asking for no reason at all.

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I've been saying this for years, you people are just not getting it.

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I have seen Paul Dano in a while, but I'm sure I'll be upset about his haircut.

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We're fifteen minutes in and I know she regrets saying this.

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Buttered toast: one of life’s simple pleasures.

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Carbonara is just a long bacon egg and cheese sandwich.

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Drawn Through #photography #streetphotography #photographysky

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I don't usually try to be a real person on the internet, but everything feels so dreadful all the time, it's nice to have a partner through it all. Here's two people being really in love. Happy Valentine's Day @bardicroots.me

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In Glorious Bass Turds.

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Don't ever try to make me watch something that isn't Gilmore Girls.

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Damn, that's funny. I wish I had thought of something this riproaringly hilarious.

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Just ate a really good sausage.

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My wife thinks it would be embarrassing for you to find out that I like to mix coconut and raspberry La Croix because I think it tastes like lip gloss. Unrelated, remember the Vanilla Tootsie Roll Lipsmackers?

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Big bag of chips and a nap.

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