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Kids are calling it 'anime,' Munch. Fewer frames per second, much smaller production budgets, magical girls. Not exactly what we'd watch on Saturday morning - but the kids can’t get enough.
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My Twitter handle was vander_iam and I had a lewd alt at vander_I’m not and you could have been looking at my mid dick and hype balls all this time

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You’ll never guess what this one’s about

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While you were studying the Dougie, I was teaching it

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I’ve tried keeping a diary but it does weird things to my head, like I’ll write down “today was amazing, ate pussy like a starving dog at the scrapyard” and the next day instead of writing something new I’ll edit the last one and make notes like “that didn’t actually happen” etc

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Time to update Howard’s Golden Promises - I will never truly understand what Reddit is - no cops, Dougie, not on this one - in by 10 and out by 2 - I will always accept your money - show no love, love will get you killed on these streets

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A whole generation of TikTok users discovered this week that Iran is a country, and that’s just really endearing

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I’m wicked cultured for a loud dumb guy

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I should probably dust off the merch store and add a bumper sticker saying “Don’t Blame Me - I Voted For Mayor Howard”

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You know what kicks ass? Anything involving Mayor Howard Vander

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lets catch some white people for a change

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“Troll, eh? Online, or the fuckable kind?”

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It’d be cool if you could give people the Thinner curse over text

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Reporter: Five fellow mayoral candidates came here within 90 minutes of you being arrested and called for your release. What does that say about the tenor of the mayor's race? Lander: Was one of them Andrew Cuomo? Reporter: It was not. Lander: Imagine that!

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You know that part in Pulp Fiction when Mia goes back inside and Vincent just blows the kiss, even though she’s gone? That’s my evening routine, it’d be cool as hell if it wasn’t so pitiable

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I tend not to screenshot texts but if you guys could only see how my sweetheart responded to the sardine video

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It’s officially Weird Bitch Summer

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Maybe I’ll just post old ones, as soon as I can find some where I’m not eating out of a can while standing over the kitchen sink

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You think the No Kings turnout was impressive, imagine the streets once CNN runs a picture of Noem with a black border and two dates underneath it

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A lot of things in the world are “largely fine” or “pretty okay” and largely interchangeable

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This is the part that still slays me, “we’re a deep cover resistance movement that has infiltrated the government, but we only know how to communicate via mass social platforms, and sometimes have to tell people not to read what we’re writing”

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It’s hot so I’ll take some sexy topless photos, really show off the texture of my chest hair and weird scars and shitty body

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