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We need to appreciate that Keanu Reeves after 35 years of prestige action cinema and leading man charisma. And Alex Winters becoming a celebrated documentary filmmaker, both easily stepped back in to playing some of the dumbest characters ever

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Wrong! Wrong as fuck!

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

2 DNA tests says this guy is a Pomchi and that made me give up on DNA.

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Getting brand new Mario Kart and a new John Wick movie and the NBA Finals in the same weekend is I guess what the afterlife is like? I’m doing Ribs on Sunday.

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One is at my cousin’s wedding in Boston. From the groom’s side, a girl asked me if I was the cousin from Montana? Said yes. She said her roommate at Colorado State was from Montana. Her roommate was the daughter of my Parent’s best friends. We grew up together

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Fake sports fans: uuh we must protect women from MEN in sports 🤓 Real sports fans: Call up the Browns we got a fix for them

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I’m 43. Regularly mow my lawn, fall asleep on the couch, complain about local sports teams, and get excited to go to Costco. So what I’m saying is, if you had a shitty dad, I can say I’m proud of you come Father’s Day

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I saw this in 3rd grade on VHS the day before Christmas break and it stuck with me for so long. Took me forever to track it down. It’s so weird in such a good way

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i accidentally used my business bank card for a personal purchase, so now i have to reimburse my own company for "accidental cheese"

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

What’s weird is Ham from a Truck sounds more American and Steak on a Pitchfork sounds more French but they are in fact reversed.

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*defensively* I haven’t watched Master Z: The Ip Man Legacy in WEEKS

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

So just found out Penney’s is keeping it real and offering a free jar of spice for every $5 purchase and special blend for Pride.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I think people STILL don’t realize what a masterpiece this is. Perfect filmmaking from top to bottom

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After being unavailable to stream for years, you can now watch Danny Boyle's original 28 DAYS LATER starring Cillian Murphy on demand for free with Pluto TV. Run, don't shuffle, to revisit the modern classic before the third installment hits theaters on June 20th. pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

bringing this over

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Also holy shit the Mariners Pride Month video is SO good

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

Did not expect the Mariners to make me cry in a good way

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Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈

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Oh shit oh fuck oh my god

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Dr. Who is a terrifying premise. Don't like the idea of an alien that can go any where any time but still chooses to mostly hang out with the British.

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In college I went on a double date (my friends trying to get with their friend) and we somehow landed on seeing Bertoluci’s The Dreamers

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For my non-NBA followers, since Matt wrote this in 2011, Jeff Green has played for 10 more teams, was one of the best dunkers in his generation, set a record for “most NBA teammates ever played with”, won a championship, and still played this last season.

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